What NOT to say on first dates

never ask if she is on birth control

How flexible are you

Never ask if she has ever done a threesome.

never ask her to bring a friend

"What do you think of anal?"

😆 😘

You mind dropping me off at the methadone clinic after the date?

Wanna take a ride on the Baloney Pony express?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wanna take a ride on the Baloney Pony express?

hanuts

"Have a bit of American Indian in you? Want some?"

Ever watch 2 girls one cup?

the only thing that looks good on you is me

Want to see my junk?

OH... YOU haven't seen 2 girls 1cup yet? Ok well 2 girls kissing and then................

You remind me of my mother.

MayI see your vag? I want to know what I'm getting into to.

Let me get up in them guts.

can I get a hand job?

I got the magic stick.

You look moist