What NOT to say on first dates

I hope you don't have herpes.

I dated your mom in high school.

do you get paid by the hour?

Where do I slide my credit card? *slides it down her butt crack*

crylaugh

Mind if I put on my robe and wizard hat and cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism on you

Originally posted by lockerom
Mind if I put on my robe and wizard hat and cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism on you

That can be quite effective on tha right ho... 🙂 😐

Do you play D&D?

"Is that the fish you ordered or is that you?"

Let's hop on World of Warcraft and I'll let you join my quest if you catch my drift.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Do you play D&D?

nah.

"You're fat"

I used to date your parents a couple of days ago.

*Takes out a Ball Park Frank and a donut*

"Here let me demonstrate..."

I smell Tuna.

[she's naked}

wow, i never notice til now just how much you and sister look alike.

I live in a gay bathroom.

Glory hole? laughcry

Bamp.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Glory hole? laughcry