What NOT to say on first dates

Never ask "what does STD mean?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never ask "what does STD mean?"

"My doctor says I have one."

Hey, I left my wallet at home. You mind paying?

never ask for head

Never ask how many drinks is too many.

Never ask if they know what Spanish Fly is.

never tell them their clothes would look better on your floor

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
never tell them their clothes would look better on your floor

😖hifty:

Never ask her what kind of lube she uses.

never ask what to order them for breakfast at the start of the date

Never ask her if she can suck a watermelon out of a garden hose.

Sorry I'm late, the line at the free clinic took for ever.

Never ask if she has a mirror in her pocket.

Never ask her if those are space jeans she's wearing.

never ask her what time to set the alarm clock for

Don't ask if it hurt when she fell from heaven.

Never ask her if she's familiar with the works Linda Lovelace.

Never ask her what a rubber is.

Never ask to borrow a quarter for the condom machine in the men's room.

So.....Do you spit or swallow?