Ultramarines vs. Ragnos

Started by Darth_Glentract5 pages

Ultramarines vs. Ragnos

I don't know nearly anything about the Ultramarines, but I'm wondering if this would be a Ragnos vs. The Jedi Temple like senario.

SO....

The Ultramarines have the same location as the PT Jedi(the Jedi Temple) and Ragnos attacks it with 60 Hk-47 and 20 IG-88. Does he win against 1000 of them?

Sure. Ragnos has Force Pimpslap, the mightiest of all Sith magics.

Alright, fine. Ragnos without his instakill techniques. This includes all of them. No force pimpslap, force spank, force be-bitchy, or force anal-rape.

Can Ragnos still win?

Ha ha!

Force Montezuma's Revenge!

Make the supermarines shit the battle through.

Ragnos uses Force Oops...

Ragnos using his hands only...

Ragnos hoofprint...

Ok. So about the same chance as a doughnut surviving five minutes with these guys.

Let me put it to you this way: THIS guy pities them...

Alright. Lets up it to 15,000 Ultramarines.

Ragnos wins... Better raise the stakes.

Alright, lets make it an even 100,000. If these guys can't win....something bad will happen.

It'll resemble this fight here...

Some kid in a Chinese sweatshop just died.

Que?

It was because some guy was reading these threads and that guy thnks he's Ragnos. Hearing you say Ragnos could take a hundred Ultramarines gave him enough courage to steal that kids one grain of rice for the entire weak.

lmao

I hope you never forget the little Chinese sweatshop kid you killed with a single post.

Meh. Guilt is for people who can remember for more than five seconds...

What was I saying?

Something about weinerschnitzel. 😄

Der wienerschitzel? Ja!

what are Ultramarines?