Originally posted by Eis
hysterical thats funny.They've talked about her often in my mormon church group. She was a good woman, don't agree with her on many issues but defintley one of my favorite mormon historic figures.
And I've never imagined polygamists as mindless yahoos.
A mormon church group???? Okay, explain please... so lost...
Anyways guys, this is not a get to know each other forum, this is a get to know the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints forum... so please get back on subject, and keep it there... k? Thank you!
Anyways, I'll admit I laughed at about every one of those jokes, and I just read one on a friend's xanga so I'll post it... hehe...
There were three guys sitting behind three BYU fans (obviously Mormons)
at
a U of U football game. The men decided to antagonize the Mormons, to
get
them to move. So the first one says to the others (loud enough for
them ahead to hear), "I think I want to move to New Jersey, there are
only 100 Mormons living there..."
The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Boston, there are
only 50 Mormons living there."
The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Arkansas, there
are only 25 Mormons living there..."
One of the Mormons who happens to be a newly returned missionary turns
around and looks all three men in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't
you go to hell, there aren't any Mormons there."
I thought it was funny, but most members of the church won't comment like that. Though it's funny!!! Anyways, good day to everybody...
Originally posted by Ramses
A mormon church group???? Okay, explain please... so lost...Anyways guys, this is not a get to know each other forum, this is a get to know the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints forum... so please get back on subject, and keep it there... k? Thank you!
Anyways, I'll admit I laughed at about every one of those jokes, and I just read one on a friend's xanga so I'll post it... hehe...
There were three guys sitting behind three BYU fans (obviously Mormons)
at
a U of U football game. The men decided to antagonize the Mormons, to
get
them to move. So the first one says to the others (loud enough for
them ahead to hear), "I think I want to move to New Jersey, there are
only 100 Mormons living there..."
The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Boston, there are
only 50 Mormons living there."
The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Arkansas, there
are only 25 Mormons living there..."
One of the Mormons who happens to be a newly returned missionary turns
around and looks all three men in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't
you go to hell, there aren't any Mormons there."
I thought it was funny, but most members of the church won't comment like that. Though it's funny!!! Anyways, good day to everybody...
Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm not sure, but I think it could come in handy sometimes........ 😕But I don't know how....... 😂
[edit] Hmmmm good joke.
originally posted by Eis
So if I like the Clash enough to consider them one of my favorite groups I MUST know every single lyric?
Originally posted by finti
well if you go to the lenghts of a custom made signature of a band I would considere you to be a huge fan so then yes as a fan you ought to know their stuff, but then again thats just my view on it.
Personally I know all the lyrics of bands I like, hell I even know lyrics about bands I dont give a s*hit about, but then again I love music and listen to it every minute I can spare to listen it