The 2,000,000th post game

THE NICE GUYS:
Matt Bomer/Negative Man

Russell Crowe/Jor-El

TOMORROW IS FESTIVUS (for the rest of us)

46 bottles of beer on the wall,
46 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
45 bottles of beer on the wall.

You heard the shoe salesman.

Go! You are not welcome here.

Thank you.

Yes, it’s word play.

Oh.

Its called fist BUMPING.

No Wonder ppl were looking at me funny.

AND

A hug longer than twenty seconds will release chemicals into your body that make you trust the person you’re hugging.

People are more honest when physically tired. This is why people confess things during late night conversations.

Chocolate discharges the same chemical into your body that is produced when you start falling in love.

Happiness, anger, sadness, fear, disgust, and surprise are the six emotions that are universally expressed.

People tend to be happier when they are kept busy, as this prevents them from thinking about the negative things in life.