The 2,000,000th post game

POSSESSION:
Sarah Michelle Gellar/April O'Neil

Michael Landes/Jimmy Olsen

TODAY IS

45 bottles of beer on the wall,
45 bottles of beer.
Take one Down, pass it around,
44 bottles of beer on the wall.

So...problem.

I accidentally glued my hand to the newborn chick.

No, I DONT want to be treated like family.

I want to be treated like a paying customer.

One that DOESNT tip his cousin Alvin.

Its just a rash.

I think i’m Allergic to the lead at the asbestos plant.

AND

Women generally prefer men with deep husky voices because they seem more confident and not aggressive.

The people who give the best advice are usually the ones with the most problems.

The smarter the person is, the faster he thinks, and the sloppier his handwriting is.

Our emotions don’t affect the way we communicate. In fact, the very opposite is true: the way we communicate has an influence on our mood.

The way a person treats restaurant staff reveals a lot about their character.