The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Nuke Nixon52,234 pages

DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH

[KILLER GUITAR SOLO]

Guten Morgen!

Hallo, wie geht es dir heute?

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY:
Andrew Bryniarski/Lobo

Dennis Quaid/GI Joe General Hawk

James Woods/Lex Luthor, Owlman

Jamie Foxx/Electro

Aaron Elkhart/Two Face

TODAY IS

Did you hear about the carrot detective?

He always got to the root of every case.

Oh, so we ARENT voting?

No need for this sash, then.

Now I’m out twelve bucks, though.

And

They used to be giant

Although they didn’t have the characteristic flat tail, giant beavers of the Ice Age, known as “Castoroides,” looked remarkably similar to their modern descendants—just much, much bigger. They grew to be up to 8 feet long and 200 pounds and lived a semi-aquatic life.

They secrete a goo that smells like vanilla

In fact, it’s sometimes used in vanilla flavorings. Castoreum is a chemical compound that mostly comes from a beaver’s castor sacs, which are located under the tail. It is secreted as a brown slime that's about the consistency of molasses and smells like musky vanilla. It’s an FDA-approved natural flavoring.

Their dams can be enormous

The world’s largest beaver dam stretches 850 meters deep in the thick wilderness of northern Alberta. It was discovered after being spotted on a satellite image in 2007, but scientists believe multiple generations of beavers have been working on the dam since the 1970s. Last September, explorer Rob Mark became the first person to ever reach the dam.

Beavers are romantics at heart

Or at least they're monogamous. Dams are usually started by a young male looking for love or by a mated-for-life new couple. A whole beaver family will live in a single dam—mom, dad, young kids, and yearlings.

They once traveled by parachute

In 1948, new human inhabitants of western Idaho began to clash with the local beaver population. The Idaho Department of Fish and Game wanted to put these threatened beavers in a nearby protected area, but they didn't know how to get them there. Elmo Heter of Idaho Fish and Game devised an ingenious solution: By using surplus parachutes from World War II, the department could drop boxes of beavers down from planes. After some careful calibrations, 76 beavers made the skydive into the basin, and all but one survived the fall.