Best quotes from the Batman movies

What is everyone's best quotes from the films?

Here are just a few of my faves

Batman 89:

Joker: "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale of the moonlight?"

Batman Returns:

Bruce wayne to Alfred at the end: "Come what may, to all good men..... and women"

Batman Forever:

Riddler: "Riddle me this, Riddle me that, whos afraid of the big...black...bat? "

What lines do everyone else remember?

Batman Begins:

Im Batman!

.....

Nice Coat.

*whoosh*
😆

Batman '89
Joker:

"wait'll they get a load'a me.." love that quote.

and

"Youuu, Idiot!"

Batman Returns - by Tim burton
The Penguin: You don't really think you'll win... do you?

The Penguin: Ah, shit, I grabbed a cute one.

The Penguin: [on the Batmobile's TV screen] Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming!

Batman - by Tim burton
Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Knox: How do you know that?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

Joker: wat'll they get a load of me

Batman Begins - Chris nolan
Bruce Wayne: You're not the devil. You're practice.

Henri Ducard: If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart.

Lucius Fox: Didn't you get the memo?

Batman: It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Uniformed Policeman #1: [talking about the Batmobile, trying to find it] Well, can you at least tell me what it looks like?
[the Batmobile whizzes past]
Uniformed Policeman #1: Never mind.

Flass:I never knew! I swear to God!
Batman: Swear to ME!

Batman 89.Joker-where does he get those wonderful toys?

Originally posted by Mando
[b]Batman Returns - by Tim burton
The Penguin: You don't really think you'll win... do you?
The Penguin: Ah, shit, I grabbed a cute one. [/B]

"You don't really think you'll win, do you?" love it..

When he pulled out the rubber ducky umbrella, love that line/scene too.

I kinda forgot what he said but i heard it and it sounded poetic. It was some thing like:

"Shit!... I picked a cute one!.....I'll murder you momentarily, but 1st..i need a drink, of ice, cold ...water...Arrgghh!" then he drops dead. Beautiful.

Something incredibly dramatic and poetic about that part.

(When the monorail's about to go off the tracks)

Batman: You never learned to mind your surroundings!

bruce: You haven't givin up on me yet...

Alfred: Never!

Originally posted by smiley8
What is everyone's best quotes from the films?

Here are just a few of my faves

Batman 89:

Joker: "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale of the moonlight?"

Actually it's: "Ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

"I've given a name to my pain, Bob...and that is Batman!""

Batman Returns:

Batman: "you're not the mayor!"

Pinguin: "Things change...you don't think you'll win do you?

Batman: "Things change..."

Batman Begins:

"Nice car"

Bruce Wayne: "You should see my other one..."

Joker in Batman.

"Bob? Gun"

Batman '89

Joker: "we've got a flying mouse to kill...and I wanna clean my claws!"

Worst ever lines in Batman history? Aall the campy shit in the Schumachers.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Worst ever lines in Batman history? Aall the campy shit in the Schumachers.

"My name is Doom, learn it well!"

"The hockeyteam from hell!"

disgusting! 😘

Exactly, Cascador! What about their sing-a-long of Mr Snow? Now that was virtually blasphemy

I dont even remember that...luckily!

You are definitely lucky... and I hate the fact that Commisioner Gordon's a fat bumbling oaf and Barbara is ALFRED@S (?) niece!!!

From Batman Forever

Edward Nygma-"Your entrance was good, his was better"

let's not change the subject...we're talking about the best batman quotes😉

Penguin: "Just the pussy I've been looking for"

Scarecrow- "Ah, having trouble? Take a seat. Have a drink. You look like a man who takes himself too seriously. You want my opinion? You need to lighten up."