Best quotes from the Batman movies

Heh heh... that was a good one! But the best 1 in Begins was:
BATMAN: it''s not who I am underneath, it's what i do that defines me!

THE WORST:
BATMAN: Excuse me.
(just getting towards the camp sins of Joel)

(might not be exactly the right words, but you'll get the drift & keep in mind, most of these are funny because of the faces and voices that go along with the lines)

Batman (89)

Mugger #1 - "heard he dropped 5 floors, straight down, and there wasn't no blood in the body"
Mugger #2 - "No Shit! It was all over the pavement!!

Joker - "can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in, when a man dressed up as a BAT, takes all of my press... This town needs an enema!"

Knox to Vale sitting @ his desk - "You're gonna photgraph me, you're gonna need a long lense"

Echart/Jack Napier Convo
JN - brought you a snack echart...
E - Why don't you broadcast it!!
JN - SHUT UP!! Listen... Harvey Dent's been snoopin around one of our front companies--
E - If there's a problem I'LL handle it
JN - Well YOUR problems are OUR problems...
E - I answer to Grisom... NOT to psychos!!
JN - Well Echart, you aughta think about the future!!
E - you mean when you run the show?!?! YOU AIN'T GOT NO FUTURE JACK!! you're an A 1 nut boy - Grisom knows it!!!

"Jack Napier" @ Mafia Meeting
JN - Well Tony, nobody wants a war! If we can't do business, we simply shake hands, and uh, that'll be it...
Antoine - Yeah??
JN - YEAH!!

JN - Antoine got a little hot under the collar!

Bruce Wayne & Knox @ Wayne Manor
BW - yeah, you've got a really good eye...
Knox - some say she has two

Joker/Vale @ Rest./Museum
Joker - It's no picasso, but do you like it?!!?

I just hate Dick's whining in B&R every five mins:
"It's always Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman... wa wa blah blah"

Heh.

The "Tonight's Forecast, a freeze is coming!" in B+R was pretty bad. In fact, all dialogue in B+R was bad.

The "I don't have to kill you, but I don't have to save you" in BB was good.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
I just hate Dick's whining in B&R every five mins:
"It's always Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman... wa wa blah blah"

😂

I like this one (B&R):

The Riddler: " You know, it'll never heal if you don't stop picking"

Err... Riddler wasn't in B&R, he's in Forever... well, Jim Carrey CLAIMING to be the Riddler but really being a spazzed up nutter...

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Err... Riddler wasn't in B&R, he's in Forever... well, Jim Carrey CLAIMING to be the Riddler but really being a spazzed up nutter...

Thats right...sorry. Got the abbrievations mixed up.

Joker in B89- "Never rub another Mans rhubarb!"

LOL. Why do so many people love Jim Carrey's Riddler, he's nothing like the comics, TAS pulls him off great though!

Yeah, I like the animated Riddler the best. The Riddler isn't really insane, just obsessive. And TAS captured that really well.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
LOL. Why do so many people love Jim Carrey's Riddler, he's nothing like the comics, TAS pulls him off great though!

yeah, i also dont know why people like jim carey's riddler, he wasn't even funny, he was just really really annoying and stupid. A dude with orange hair and tights running around like a bafoon, but then makes some very smart riddles...is that possible?

also one of the worst

batman (B&R): This is why superman works alone!

very good one in batman returns:

Batman: Mitletoe can be deadly if you eat it!

Catwoman: Mmmm, but a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it...

TAS pulls him off beautifully: obsessive, calculating and a genius. I thought Jim Carrey was a retarded prick... how come he had short orange hair as Riddler but still long brown hair normally?

They wanted a new Joker but he wasnt even like Joker at all

it just shows there was not much creative in the film, not much logic, it's total bullshit...batman forever and Batman&Robin...this is why I didn't buy the full collector's edition but just the first two and batman begins...Those rule!

LOL, I actaully think I like Forever less after discussing. Its got the goofiest shit ever... I hate the ned whern Chase asks nigma who Batmann is and he goes:
"I am Batman!" And dances like a spaz...

I hated how Batman let Two Face die. He actually calculated how to get Two Face to fall and let it happen. They didn't make it seem like they were friends at all except that Batman called him Harvey. I also hated how they had Two Face continually flip his coin until he got the outcome he wanted. You know what? I just hated the movie.

They ruined Harvey's character. He would NEVER EVER EVER doubt the coin's verdict!

penguin: he didn't even lose a leg ..... an eyeball ..... bladder control!

Batman 89

Joker: "Never Rub Another Man's Rubbarb!"