Best quotes from the Batman movies

Started by atharpina6 pages

What's a rubbarb?

Penguin: "Just the pussy I've been looking for"

Joker: "Do I look like I'm joking??"

Originally posted by atharpina
What's a rubbarb?

heh a vegetable (rhubarb) with red stems and big wide leaves. Stems are ok to eat if cooked, but the leaves are poisonous.

In the context of what Joker was saying, I have no clue...someone please clarify. Cuz it sounds dirty, tho probably isn't. 😉

He said "Never RUB another man's rhubarb"

I'll let you decipher what he meant 😉 😄

"made mistakes.................#%$% gonna knock your lights out! you wanna get nuts??!! C'mon! Let's get nuts...."

~Bruce goes ballistic

I can't remember the exact words but that part was funny as hell...and to this day, I wasn't really sure what he wanted to do while holding the metal fireplace rod in his hand.

I much preferred the lines:

Bruce: "Let me tell you about this guy I know Jack.Mean kid,bad seed,hurt people"

Joker: "I like him already"

Originally posted by SpyCspider
heh a vegetable (rhubarb) with red stems and big wide leaves. Stems are ok to eat if cooked, but the leaves are poisonous.

In the context of what Joker was saying, I have no clue...someone please clarify. Cuz it sounds dirty, tho probably isn't. 😉

Rhubarb upsidedown cake - I grew up with that. Like a moist cake with brown sugary fliuds; with condensed milk, delicious!

Batman Begins has great lines, intelligent and not campy.

Batman: I'm not going to kill you...but I don't have to save you.

Ducard: You ARE afraid...but not of ME.

Falcone: Now you think, because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life - but you don't. You've never tasted desperate! You're Bruce Wayne, the crown prince of Gotham! You'd have to go a thousand miles for someone not to know your name! So don't come down here with your anger, tryin' to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand. And, you always FEAR what you don't understand.

Ducard: Training is NOTHING! THE WILL IS EVERYTHING! The will to act!

Rachel: Your father would be ashamed of you.

Crane: Outside, he was a giant. In here, only the mind can grant you power.

Batman Begins:

Wayne: "Well you know how it is Mr. Fox... you're out at night, lookin' for kicks, someone's passing around the weaponized hallucinogens..."

Crane: "Doctor Crane isn't here right now but if you'd like to make an appointment..."

Some of my fav's from BB... well these are all I can think of at the moment... LOL!

Hmmmm.... in that little speech of Falcone's, mentioned by roughhrider, it wasnt a nod or even clue referring to a certain laughing, white faced maniac namely.... The Joker!? Or am I getting TOO keen on the Joker being in BB2...
But perhaps another clue is, when BNruce is sending out all his party guests he calls them "two faced clowns"
Definitely linked to good ol' Harvey, but Joker as well? Were the clues laid deliberately with the plan of BB2 and 3 already with BB?

I believe he calls them phony, two-faced friends.

OK... someone told me he said 2 facedclowns... I read it somewhere on this forum!

Yeah, it did say "two faced friends". Doesn't matter though, Joker had a good enough "nod towards" in the movie.

A scene that made me chuckle.
From Batman Begins:

Rachel-
You think a man who butchers people
for the mob doesn't belong in jail?
Crane-
I would hardly have testified to that
otherwise, would I
Rachel-
This is the third of Falcone's thugs
you've had declared insane.....and moved into your asylum.

Crane-
The work offered by organized crime
must have an attraction to the insane.

Rachel-
Or the corrupt.

Crane-
Mr. Finch.You should check
with Miss Dawes here.....just what implications your office has authorized her to make. If any.

Batman *burtons*
Wait till they get a load of me.......Oooop ....ooop....AHHAHFHAHAHHHAH

Batman Forever Worst:
Robin-
HoLy ruSTed metal batman
Batman- WHAT?!
Robin- The ground its holy you know, solid rock
Batman- Oh.............(you ****ing dumbass)

If that's the thing I'm thinking about with Vic Zsasaz, he's clearly insane... as is shown in the BB game!

I meant other than in the comics where he's the most obvious of psychos

zazz.......horrible character. what a lame way he was takin down in the movie. funny thing is, he seemed more interesting then half the cast in the whole movie,yet he wasnt developed, just like everyone else.

anyways, best line in a batman film?

"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

best. line. EVER. 😎

Zsasz. Idiot. He's a sensational charcater in the comics and I loved the cameo in Begins. Nice to see you've resurfaced from your hole!

Originally posted by SpyCspider
"made mistakes.................#%$% gonna knock your lights out! you wanna get nuts??!! C'mon! Let's get nuts...."

~Bruce goes ballistic

I can't remember the exact words but that part was funny as hell...and to this day, I wasn't really sure what he wanted to do while holding the metal fireplace rod in his hand.

LMAO, HELL YEAH!!! that scene was awsome, made me laugh!! that was like a little Batman-outburst right there, lol. one of my favorite lines in the film. persoanlly i think that he just wanted to show joker that not everyone is afaid of him.

but it could also be that bruce wayne is just insane. just like batman is supposed to be. anyway, it was an awsome scene. keatons batman, hell yeah. even as bruce wayne.

another cool line is actually what i said before but i love it when keaton finally gets to joker and says "excuse me....you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" POW, knocks joker right into the bell and then smacks his forehead and says "NOW, im gonna kill you....". that was just pure Batman right there. Very DKR-ish.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Zsasz. Idiot. He's a sensational charcater in the comics and I loved the cameo in Begins. Nice to see you've resurfaced from your hole!

LMFAO. "sensational." you loser. hes hardly even IN the comics. and his cameo was as useless as....katie holmes in BB. nobody but the geek hardcore fanboys give 2 sh**'s about that bald a-hole. wonder what he uses to shine it, haha.

nice to see your still using third grade grammer.

Actually, I'm top of my year in English, PROFESSOR! And the "now i'M GONNA KILL YOU" QUOTE YOU TALKED ABOUT, THAT'S NOT PURE bATMAN, IT'S PURE PSYCHOTIC KILLER! Cheerio