Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

so...you're blonde right?...perfect!

I Like to Put My Thingy...

my lips are registered weapons.

😆

Lets Get Pompus With Your Po-sin

wanna see my tubesnake?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanna see my tubesnake?

I dare you to say that to FJ 😂

"wanna try to suck these golfballs through my gardenhose?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
my lips are registered weapons.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
haha!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanna play with my lightsaber?

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
Hello, my name is ---. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Originally posted by Masrix
I Can Show you 1001 Diffrent positons!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Screw me if I'm wrong but, did you just say you wanted to screw me? 😖hifty:

wanna take a ride on the beef train?

Legs! Lets Go Back home and Spread The Word.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanna take a ride on the beef train?

Originally posted by mysterio69
"all aboard! next stop, orgasmville! population...you." (...)

😂

open your door, here comes mr. choo choo.

just use reverse psychology like bugs bunny did with the rabbit season/duck season bit.
have sex with me!
"i won't have sex with you!"
have sex with me!
"i won't have sex with you!"
don't have sex with me!
"i'll have sex with you!"

see, eventually, it works.

Originally posted by mysterio69
"all aboard! next stop, orgasmville! population...you."
i can't believe i just typed that.

Originally posted by mysterio69
just use reverse psychology like bugs bunny did with the rabbit season/duck season bit.
have sex with me!
"i won't have sex with you!"
have sex with me!
"i won't have sex with you!"
don't have sex with me!
"i'll have sex with you!"

see, eventually, it works.

can i see how flexible you are

Originally posted by Leo.M
can i see how flexible you are

here's a haiku 😉 for the ladies

right now, sex i need
orgasm you will receive
open legs and scream

-hh-