Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

Originally posted by -hh-
here's a haiku 😉 for the ladies

right now, sex i need
orgasm you will receive
open legs and scream

-hh-

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Originally posted by Coldfire
😱

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Originally posted by -hh-
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Originally posted by Coldfire
That's genius 😛

Originally posted by -hh-
thanks 😱

well I can't come up with one right now at ALL 😛

Originally posted by Coldfire
You're welcome 😱

well I can't come up with one right now at ALL 😛

Originally posted by -hh-
yea you can, you're a poet 😉 i've read your poems

Originally posted by Coldfire
well not right now I'm not... I need some sleep then maybe I'll have one lol. So I'll catch ya later hug

i wanna lick your skittles.

ur not gonna get this cuz its an ROTC thing roll eyes (sarcastic) but it never makes me quit laughing whe n a guy says it )) Im at attention on deck and requesting permission to enter, ma'am.

dude messed yet somehow hilarious!
none of will relly understandthis cause its an inside joke but . this was in a conversation me an my friends were having .
girl carring books walks into a room .a guy in the room looks at her and instantly becomes aroused.he gets up to leave the room and purposly bumps into causing her to drop the sorry he says as shes bending down he sticks his hoohoodilly in ass .what the hellare u doing? she asks.oh just checkin 4 pollups

you mean "polyps", right?

"Netflix & chill?"

Let me bequeth to thou the pleasure of an orally recieved orgasm that shall shaketh thine uterus whole heartedly and to thoust's core

Let our genders embrace

My donkey fell into your pancake hole

My dragon wants to horde your gooey soft centered treasure

ever had an australian kiss?
it's like a french one but down under

My name is Buck and I like to f....

Let me ride your waterslide

as a sparky i will strip your plugs and fix your box 😉