Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

You may have ordered a 6 inch but i can only give you a foot long

Don't laugh, you'll scare him away

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
You may have ordered a 6 inch but i can only give you a foot long

There's a snake in my boot! .... And in my pants 😉

Let's get kinkier than a cheap garden hose

Are you Medusa? because my dick is stone hard

The floors aren't the only hard wood I got

you don't have to be a blood bender to make me rise

I want you to Ratchet my Clank until I Quark

I read people well and work with what I got. I don't ask anyone for sex... I get asked. Lately its been nothing but old guys... I just space out

My anaconda DO

If that doesn't work then just ask...

"Wanna make out?"

This typically leads to sex with me

simple and to the point
sounds like me

Yesterday.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Yesterday.

Did you just see the "sex" part and thought it was "Last Time You Had Sex Thread"?

C'mon B420, obviously that's what happened, no need to be snooty about it.

No need, but lots of opportunity.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No need, but lots of opportunity.

Man, I'm so much better than TI...he's not going to Paris...