OK, Burton is a moron when it comes to Batman...

Started by Syndicate_Lord27 pages

Yeah... Spider-Man had wieird vampirers and jtatations every episode... clowns and MJ's death and water clones and Hydro Man and the Goblins working for Kingpin...

Tim Burton. I loved his batman movies. Who could ever forget Keaton's performance. He nailed Bruce Wayne. Superb. Or how with every movie the franchise moved closer to the old Batman and Robin series. Excellent. All the movies need was the BIFF WORT ZANG. Never mind. Cant have it all. Schumacher. Just as good, but managed to get the gayness in his movies. Getting closer to the spirit of Batman. And now we have this trite!!! A Batman movie that explains and shows Bruce Wayne's guilt and rage? WTF. Since when is Batman angry? Where's all the glitz and glamour. And who let Bateman play the part of Batman. Who, I might add, doesn't portray Batman as being camp. Or gay. Down right dark and gritty, I tell ya, This movie will destroy the comic film industry.

Bateman as batman? Surely, a lot better than Bettlejuice and mr mom as batman.

That whole rambling is sarcasm.

I hope so.

Wasn't it obvious?

Someone wants a bit of attention!

Originally posted by Syndicate_Lord
But I dont give a ****... people who like it aren't true Bat-fans so **** them! There, stick that in your goddam Punisher pipe and smoke it, Alec! PEACE OUT

Thanks for the suggestion. And I really don't care if I'm not a true batman fan boy. Now go sleep in your batman bed with your joker pyjamas and your riddler blanket. By the way, peace man.

WTF? Fine, but at least I don't have the enire cast of "Grumpy ld Men" in miy bed!

Never saw that movie. I guess you like the movie to think about it's cast in people's bed. Have a nice day.

I've never seen it but I know it's a TV series. Your comebacks are pitiful. Are you some kind of insult masochist?

Originally posted by Syndicate_Lord
But I dont give a ****... people who like it aren't true Bat-fans so **** them! There, stick that in your goddam Punisher pipe and smoke it, Alec! PEACE OUT

so true, so true. 👆

Man, that was the most fun I EVER had with a post....

I'm glad you are enjoying yourself with Mr Parker. And Mr Parker, thanks for supporting Syndicate Lord in his war against people who have respect for others' opinions. I don't need comebacks to defend what I say. And the Punisher thing, it's just stupid cause it has nothing to do with Batman. Punisher is not the only killing hero. Look, I like Batman Begins just as much as I like Batman Returns. Yes, you don't like Burton's movies. Now get over it and quit crying about the fact that alot of people liked Burton's batmovies.

I cant talk for Parker (good bloke) or Syndicate but my views are like theirs. If you do a Batman movie, or any comic translation to the big screen, you have to do it right. You may like the movies. But was any character spot on? Did it feel like anyone gave a damn about the emotion and story of Batman apart from the cheesy dialogue and crap fighting? Spiderman wasn't perfect. Organic webbing anyone 🙄 But they got Peter Parker more or less spot on. Which made the movie work.
With Batman who cared! Lets make the movie as big and colourful as possible and make a lot of money. Batman has issues? Don't worry about it, lets just have something explode.

Amen to that, Brother Valharu

Valharu, you think Peter Parker was good in the movies while others think not. It's just a matter of opinion. But I understand that you don't like Burton's take on batman. Let's just leave it be and move onto other subjects. After all, we are here because we like Batman.

Unless we are illiterate or desperate

Two things we are not.

Or so we hope...