Spiderman Vs Jubilee

Started by Creshosk8 pages

Originally posted by who?-kid
Same goes for Jubes.
Obviously.

Spiderman wins 4-6/10
Jubilee wins 6-4/10

yup

Originally posted by Creshosk
Wow 😄 you truly are a moron. 😄

Appearently he thinks I'm a little girl, and appearently he like to make little girls cry.

and I get to disappoint him on three levels. Not little, not a girl and his dumbass couldn't make a guy chopping onions cry. . . unless it's laughing at his sorry ass too hard. 😆

And woyuld hje beable to fight the tri-sentinal without the cosmic powers he had? 😉

yup yes i do think your a little girl no man is a big fan of jubilee. if one is than there head screwed up so if your a man putting on there that you like her then yes your head is screwed up as well. but dont blame yourself im sure it runs in the family 😆 😆 😆 😆

Re: yup

Originally posted by gladiator69
yup yes i do think your a little girl no man is a big fan of jubilee. if one is than there head screwed up so if your a man putting on there that you like her then yes your head is screwed up as well. but dont blame yourself im sure it runs in the family 😆 😆 😆 😆
OOOh. . insulting a moderator, gutsy kid, very gutsy. Not very bright, but gutsy none the less. 😄

what ?

Originally posted by Creshosk
OOOh. . insulting a moderator, gutsy kid, very gutsy. Not very bright, but gutsy none the less. 😄
gutsy ? where the hell are you from. look little girl i think u need to stay some extra time in school cause your vocabulary isnt very good you dont know how to spell jack. stupid brat.

Re: what ?

Originally posted by gladiator69
gutsy ? where the hell are you from. look little girl i think u need to stay some extra time in school cause your vocabulary isnt very good you dont know how to spell jack. stupid brat.
You're in no position to lecture on grammar, kid.

Especially when 13 dictionaries say that word exists. . .

Remember that link I gave out in the other thread?

http://onelook.com/?w=gutsy&ls=a

Use it an stop making yourself look like an ignorant ass.

little girl needs to slow down with the language or spanking from mommy and daddy. and by calling me an ass im starting to get now that it pisses you off when somone calls you a little girl. which is true im sure.

Originally posted by gladiator69
little girl needs to slow down with the language or spanking from mommy and daddy. and by calling me an ass im starting to get now that it pisses you off when somone calls you a little girl. which is true im sure.
Naw, I call you an ass, cause you're an ass ya' ass. 😄

I'm laiughing my ass off at your ignorace. 😆

ass

Originally posted by Creshosk
Naw, I call you an ass, cause you're an ass ya' ass. 😄

I'm laiughing my ass off at your ignorace. 😆

ass ass ass ass that your only response little girl ?

Re: ass

Originally posted by gladiator69
ass ass ass ass that your only response little girl ?
At least it's true. 😄

Unlike your responses. 😆

Re: Re: ass

Originally posted by Creshosk
At least it's true. 😄

Unlike your responses. 😆

im still laughing myself a girl that 6'0 and 115 pounds. you are something else. you are a skinny brat im sure eve if your tall or not girl

............ok, back on topic. If they start far enough away it will be tough for jubes. Spiderman can hurl dumpsters, rocks.. whatever at her and I don't know if she can omniblast each time, won't that wear her out? He can also toss something and shoot a web at her from each hand; this will force her to omni and not simply attack one at a time. If her omni is not limited in this scenareo then it would be very tough for Spiderman to win.

One of the big questions is whether the intensity of the blast gets weaker the further away you are from jubes. If it gets weaker then it's not a matter of whether he's in the radius, it's how close he can be without being seriously hurt.

Originally posted by Porsche
............ok, back on topic. If they start far enough away it will be tough for jubes. Spiderman can hurl dumpsters, rocks.. whatever at her and I don't know if she can omniblast each time, won't that wear her out?
Her powers haven't shown to weaken her in the slightest. It's probably because she's always playing with them and using them for everyday things. Sort of like working out a muscle, they get stronger with use.

Originally posted by Porsche
He can also toss something and shoot a web at her from each hand; this will force her to omni and not simply attack one at a time. If her omni is not limited in this scenareo then it would be very tough for Spiderman to win.

One of the big questions is whether the intensity of the blast gets weaker the further away you are from jubes. If it gets weaker then it's not a matter of whether he's in the radius, it's how close he can be without being seriously hurt.

He'd have to get pretty close to hurt her. Especially if she destroys the objects he throws at her. . .

spiderman shoots jubilee in the face with his web and blind her. he can knock the crap out of her in a sec. and she would have a hassel pulling it off cause shes not that strong of course.

Originally posted by gladiator69
spiderman shoots jubilee in the face with his web and blind her. he can knock the crap out of her in a sec. and she would have a hassel pulling it off cause shes not that strong of course.
blah blah blah. yawn

Covered this post already.

lol

Originally posted by Creshosk
blah blah blah. yawn

Covered this post already.

blah blah blah your only response cause you know its true little girl.

Re: lol

Originally posted by gladiator69
blah blah blah your only response cause you know its true little girl.
blah blah blah is all I here from a bitter little troll. 🙂

I'm honored that you're proving my point about spending so much time and effort on me.

Now you mysoginistic eternal virgin, why don't you go away? 🙂

Spiderman wins.

Originally posted by Creshosk
That's the beauty about omnidirectional blasts, she can if she wants.

No point in pretending she can dodge when we both know that it takes more than olympic level gymnastics to dodge his webbing. . .

So spiderman get's a stealth advantage? Then lets give Jubilee an imunity to webbing advantage. . .

Yes because Omnidirectional blasts not only have to be aimed but they only go in one direction. 🙄

She'd be the first mutant that wasn't immune to her own powers.

Unless . . you know that omnidirectional blast?

Oh wait, that only goes in one direction and has to be aimed. . .

YEs because blasts that shatter steel and wood are going to have zero effect on trees abd buildings. . . Despite destorying buildings. . .

I guess that "magic spot" only works 3/10 times or something?

🙄

I wasn't asking if she could, I was asking if she would. Does it make any sense at all that she would just constantly blast with all the energy she can muster? She'd kill herself in less than a minute. After the first blast, she either assumes that Spiderman is dead, or goes and tries to find him. All Spiderman needs is one hit, and if she doesn't see him, one hit isn't going to be all that difficult.

The problem with the advantage trade off is... Spiderman is actually stealthy. Where Jubilee isn't even close to immune to webs. If he gets her in the face, she's pretty dead, whether she kills him or not in the process.

Did I ever say anything about aiming? No, I said she wouldn't just randomly fire off a huge omnidirectional blast. At the very least, she'd have to see him before she did that. If she just walks around and fires em off, she's going to drain herself and die anyway.

So wait, Wolverine's immune to reverse healing from guys like Agent Zero? Jean is immune to all telepathy? Storm is immune to everything and anything relating to weather? I highly doubt it. Jubilee causes freaking explosions, and her durability is notoriously low, if anything. At the least, trying to blow webs off of her face will knock her back, and ultimately take way too much time for Spiderman NOT to punch her head off.

Is even an omnidirectional blast a guaranteed hit? Hell no, especially not with Spiderman. How big is her blast radius anyway? It destroyed a building, but wasn't necessarily the size of the building itself. Spiderman has a vertical leap of something like 30 feet. With his precog, he can cover a good distance in a very short amount of time. I'm saying the magic starting spot would be pretty small. I give her 3 of those, because if he gets her with webs before she gets her blast off, she's pretty screwed, whether he dies or not.

Is Jubilee just going to sit there and wait? If she destroys a building or two, there's gonna be 5 more within web range of her that Spiderman can shoot from. Is she going to just sit there and fire off blast after blast? She's dead in 30 seconds from exhaustion.

Originally posted by Dizzle
I wasn't asking if she could, I was asking if she would. Does it make any sense at all that she would just constantly blast with all the energy she can muster? She'd kill herself in less than a minute.
Bullshit, Why would she kill herself.

Originally posted by Dizzle
After the first blast, she either assumes that Spiderman is dead, or goes and tries to find him.
and she's just going to walk into an ambush? Or is she going to destroy the things in her was to be on the safe side?

Originally posted by Dizzle
All Spiderman needs is one hit, and if she doesn't see him, one hit isn't going to be all that difficult.
yeah she's just going to walk blindly into it despite not needing to. 🙄

Originally posted by Dizzle
The problem with the advantage trade off is... Spiderman is actually stealthy.
Doesn't matter, get it matter?

Because that's the level that she detonates shit.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Where Jubilee isn't even close to immune to webs.
Web are not an instant win, fanboy.

Originally posted by Dizzle
If he gets her in the face, she's pretty dead, whether she kills him or not in the process.
Why the hell would she be?

Originally posted by Dizzle
Did I ever say anything about aiming? No, I said she wouldn't just randomly fire off a huge omnidirectional blast.
Why not?

Originally posted by Dizzle
At the very least, she'd have to see him before she did that.
No she wouldn't.

Originally posted by Dizzle
If she just walks around and fires em off, she's going to drain herself and die anyway.
She's never shown signs of tiring from using her powers, so uh uh sport, no wishful thinking.

Originally posted by Dizzle
So wait, Wolverine's immune to reverse healing from guys like Agent Zero? Jean is immune to all telepathy? Storm is immune to everything and anything relating to weather? I highly doubt it.
Nice strawmanning dumbass. They're immune to their own powers. . . does cyclops blast his own eyelids off? Does banshee go deaf when he screams?

Masque's power never worked on herself.

Dazzler couldn't absorbe her own sound.

Hell this even extends beyond siblings to first cousins.

Emma frost's telepathy didn't work on her sister.

Cyclops and havok are immune to each other's powers

Banshee and tomcasidy's powers don't work on each other.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Jubilee causes freaking explosions,
yes she does.

Originally posted by Dizzle
and her durability is notoriously low, if anything. At the least, trying to blow webs off of her face will knock her back,
why would it? Muuntants are immune to their own powers. THIER OWN, not other peoples. . .

Originally posted by Dizzle
and ultimately take way too much time for Spiderman NOT to punch her head off.
Because Spiderman has lightspeed reactions, fanboy?

Originally posted by Dizzle
Is even an omnidirectional blast a guaranteed hit? Hell no, especially not with Spiderman. How big is her blast radius anyway? It destroyed a building, but wasn't necessarily the size of the building itself.
It leveld it genius, no walls . . .

Originally posted by Dizzle
Spiderman has a vertical leap of something like 30 feet.
Then how is he going to jump high enough?

Originally posted by Dizzle
With his precog, he can cover a good distance in a very short amount of time.[/b[]q/uote] oh right ligfhtspeed reactions. 🙄

[QUOTE=5486020]Originally posted by Dizzle
[B] I'm saying the magic starting spot would be pretty small. I give her 3 of those, because if he gets her with webs before she gets her blast off, she's pretty screwed, whether he dies or not.

No she isn't, webs are not an instant win.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Is Jubilee just going to sit there and wait? If she destroys a building or two, there's gonna be 5 more within web range of her that Spiderman can shoot from.
and she can destroy the webs and Spiderman as he's trying to run in to punch her, or even as he's shifting his grip to yank. She knows how to use her own power quite well, you know like spiderman can use his webs, cap can use his sheild, cyclops can use his optic blasts. . etc etc freaking etc.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Is she going to just sit there and fire off blast after blast? She's dead in 30 seconds from exhaustion.
Bullshit. She's never shown using her powers to weaken her before, Enough with the fu[b]cking[/b] wishful thinking, fanboy.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Bullshit, Why would she kill herself.

and she's just going to walk into an ambush? Or is she going to destroy the things in her was to be on the safe side?

yeah she's just going to walk blindly into it despite not needing to. 🙄

Doesn't matter, get it matter?

Because that's the level that she detonates shit.
Web are not an instant win, fanboy.

Why the hell would she be?

Why not?

No she wouldn't.

She's never shown signs of tiring from using her powers, so uh uh sport, no wishful thinking.

Nice strawmanning dumbass. They're immune to their own powers. . . does cyclops blast his own eyelids off? Does banshee go deaf when he screams?

Masque's power never worked on herself.

Dazzler couldn't absorbe her own sound.

Hell this even extends beyond siblings to first cousins.

Emma frost's telepathy didn't work on her sister.

Cyclops and havok are immune to each other's powers

Banshee and tomcasidy's powers don't work on each other.

yes she does.

why would it? Muuntants are immune to their own powers. THIER OWN, not other peoples. . .

Because Spiderman has lightspeed reactions, fanboy?

It leveld it genius, no walls . . .

Then how is he going to jump high enough?

No she isn't, webs are not an instant win.

and she can destroy the webs and Spiderman as he's trying to run in to punch her, or even as he's shifting his grip to yank. She knows how to use her own power quite well, you know like spiderman can use his webs, cap can use his sheild, cyclops can use his optic blasts. . etc etc freaking etc.

Bullshit. She's never shown using her powers to weaken her before, Enough with the [b]fu[b]cking[/b] wishful thinking, fanboy. [/B]

Once again, exhaustion. Name me one mutant who uses an offensive power and doesn't tire from using it constantly at maximum output.

JUBILEE is going to level a city? Doubt it. Show me some examples of her using that amount of energy.

Not needing to? It's a fight. Spiderman, knowing she can 'splode stuff, is staying out of her range. She pretty much has to go after him.

If she can break down all matter, shouldn't that explosion have vaporized Wolverine, skeleton and all? Hell no!

Did I ever say webs are instant? I did say they were effective, but I never said they were instant. Jubilee fanboy. 🙄

If her face is webbed over, she doesn't really have any means to get them off without blowing up her head, so she'll suffocate and die.

Why WOULD Jubilee just decide, without any indication that Spiderman is near her, to fire off the most powerful attack she has? It's just wasting energy for her.

I meant she'd have to see him, or else she wouldn't fire one off. Unless she's crazy and with the IQ of a 3 year old, she'd have no reason to randomly unload everything she has into an omnidirectional attack, when she has no reason if her target is anywhere near her.

Has Jubilee ever used more than one of these big blasts at a time? Has she ever used a whole lot of fireworks for an extended period of time? Is there any mutant offensive power that doesn't tire the wielder after a relatively short amount of use at full capacity? If there are, then they're rare exceptions. Jubilee Fanboy.

Has Cyclops ever shot himself somewhere besides the inside of his eyelids? Has Havok? Has Dazzler ever hit herself with a light attack? Has Emma had telepathy used on her? Has Storm been hurt by things that would classify as elements of nature? If I'm strawmanning, how are you not a hypocrite?

Mutants aren't all immune to their own powers. Far from it. Jubilee fanboy.

Did I imply anywhere that Spiderman had lightspeed reactions? You're just bashing. If she's choking to death, is Wolverine gonna come in and lend her his amazing skill of holding his breath for weeks on end? 🙄 You were wrong, I was misinterpreted. Jubilee fanboy.

Ever seen the footage of the Wolrd Trade Centers getting attacked? The explosions were nowhere near the size of the buildings, but they ended up on the ground. The explosion does enough damage that the thing falls down, but that does not mean that the explosion is as big as whatever it destroys. Walls can fall down from an explosion without the explosion actually touching them... Spiderman still has a 30 foot vertical. Depending on how far apart they start from each other, he might not even have to go that far. Battlefield conditions and relative starting locations can have a big effect on the entire outcome. How far does jumping 30 feet up translate to horizontally?

Spiderman is no Flash, but his reactions are boosted to 20x that of a normal human. That's without Spider Sense. Precog+20x reflexes means he can predict when she is going to attack, and act before she starts.

By that same token, Jubilee can destroy webs. But faster than Spiderman can shift his grip? I doubt it. Unless you really want to try to prove to me that Jubilee can do anything to even compare to Spiderman in the speed department. Friggin Jubilee fanboy.

Once again, name me some energy projection type mutant powers that don't tire the user when used at maximum output. Havok is done after one big blast. Cyke pretty much is too. Storm is done after holding in an explosion with air, etc etc etc. Jubilee has pulled the omnidirectional blast how many times? Did she do a lot of fighting afterwards? Did she immediately use another 5 or 6 more? Does she even have any stamina feats? For the last time, you've got a very bad case of Jubilee Fanboy.

I think The Blob still edges you out for X Fangirl of the year though. Sorry, better luck next time.