Character Ownage

Started by srankmissingnin5,121 pages
Originally posted by -Pr-
Portacio on X-Men was the bomb, imo. I still love his work to this day, even as exaggerated as it was.

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Originally posted by srankmissingnin
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If you don't like it, then I must be right.

Originally posted by DontEatMeat
lets see you all draw better
Just because I can't draw better than him doesn't mean I can't say it's shit. That's one of the stupidest and frequent moronic 'counter-arguments' thrown around.

I can say a movie is shit without being better than its director. I can say a song is shit without being able to do better.

Originally posted by -Pr-
If you don't like it, then I must be right.

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When was the last time you read those issues? If I went to my Illustration 3 critique tomorrow and put some Whilce Portacio work on the board I'd get laughed out of the class room and OCAD would hand my walking papers.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
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When was the last time you read those issues? If I went to my Illustration 3 critique tomorrow and put some Whilce Portacio work on the board I'd get laughed out of the class room and OCAD would hand my walking papers.

Last week actually. The arc with the sentinels and bishop.

That's their problem. I like it.

Anyone read the latest issue of daken. It has some ownage but it reads like bad porn.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Last week actually. The arc with the sentinels and bishop.

That's their problem. I like it.

You have awful taste. Truly, truly awful. Whilce is hands down the worst artist to have every worked in the comic book industry, he is an unholy combination of Brett Booth and Liefeld. 😘

Everyone he draws looks different from panel to panel, he has no knowledge of human anatomy. Everyone he draws has a jacked up face that looks like they miraculously survived a car running over the skull as a baby.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I was honestly laughing the entire time I read it.

More Osborn goodness:

Oh I definitely see the Justice Friends theme going on. Lets see how long it takes till we get a Valhallen Osborn.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You have awful taste. Truly, truly awful. Whilce is hands down the worst artist to have every worked in the comic book industry, he is an unholy combination of Brett Booth and Liefeld. 😘

Everyone he draws looks different from panel to panel, he has no knowledge of human anatomy. Everyone he draws has a jacked up face that looks like they miraculously survived a car running over the skull as a baby.

I must be doing all right, then, if you think I have no taste.

Admittedly, this panel from The Ray #4 made me chuckle:

kinda

WTF.

^ Yeah, that's what I said. The Ray has a distinguishable crotch-bulge, and the villain is on his knees with what appears to be a pre-rape look on his face.

Whoever was drawing that had to know what it'd look like.

^ Wurd. It's too sexy to go unnoticed. ermmnone

Originally posted by -Pr-
I must be doing all right, then, if you think I have no taste.

You think this looks good and you have the audacity to mock my tastes? 😆

If you think that art looks good I'd really hate to see the fuggly women you get down with bro.

... and before you try and say "He was better back in the day on Uncanny." I'll go a head and call BS on that right now. His style is the exact same except the colors are no longer done with copic markers... which if any thing makes his terrible art more appealing now than it was then.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You think this looks good and you have the audacity to mock my tastes? 😆

If you think that art looks good I'd really hate to see the fuggly women you get down with bro.

... and before you try and say "He was better back in the day on Uncanny." I'll go a head and call BS on that right now. His style is the exact same except the colors are no longer done with copic markers... which if any thing makes his terrible art more appealing now than it was then.

I never said THAT art looked good.

Yes, and I'm sure the women you go after aren't short, hairy and have long nails.

I'll never claim that Portacio was the most consistent of artists, but when he got it right, he REALLY got it right imo. So yes, he was better back in the day on Uncanny for me.

And yes, in general your taste is pretty bad, I'd say.

Originally posted by -Pr-
I never said THAT art looked good.

Yes, and I'm sure the women you go after aren't short, hairy and have long nails.

I'll never claim that Portacio was the most consistent of artists, but when he got it right, he REALLY got it right imo. So yes, he was better back in the day on Uncanny for me.

And yes, in general your taste is pretty bad, I'd say.

And the "women" you go for are tall barrel chested men named Clark or Aurthor. superdur

Can we class it up or is this the level of maturity you'd prefer we hit here?

Anyway: You never said "that" art looked good? That's what his art looks like! It looked the exact same back then too only colored by hand. The only difference is you were - I presume - a child when you read. If you want to say you have an unexplainable nostalgic affection for his art... then say that. That at least is understandable, we all have that fond nostalgic connection to something in one way or another. Nostalgia happens... but Portacio is, was and always will be, terrible. Really really terrible.

FYI, my taste is peerless. I'm surprised you want to go down this road... I can post terrible Whilce Portacio art until I day of old age... are you going to keep saying "lawlz Wolverinze is totz dumb" that whole time?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
And the "women" you go for are tall barrel chested men named Clark or Aurthor. superdur

Can we class it up or is this the level of maturity you'd prefer we hit here?

Anyway: You never said "that" art looked good? That's what his art looks like! It looked the exact same back then too only colored by hand. The only difference is you were - I presume - a child when you read. If you want to say you have an unexplainable nostalgic affection for his art... then say that. That at least is understandable, we all have that fond nostalgic connection to something in one way or another. Nostalgia happens... but Portacio is, was and always will be, terrible. Really really terrible.

FYI, my taste is peerless. 😎

Weak 😬

You're talking to me about maturity when you're the one who brought up the subject of women in the first place? Tell me, how does that work?

I said I read it last week. For the most part, I liked it when I read it last week. I will never say it's perfect, but I like it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Weak 😬

You're talking to me about maturity when you're the one who brought up the subject of women in the first place? Tell me, how does that work?

I said I read it last week. For the most part, I liked it when I read it last week. I will never say it's perfect, but I like it.

My joke was that you like ugly art, so I question what you find ascetically pleasing in women. Your joke was that I like Wolverine... so... I must have a homoerotic fascination with Wolverine. Old f@cking hat man. I get it. I like Wolverine Har Har Har. Hilarious.

But I guess I did started it and we are just devolving faster and faster into immature territory so whatever. Lets move on before this ends up being we both like Aquaman and therefor have sex with fish...

Yes, but did you like it because you have fond memories of the arc from the past? If you had never read those stories before, and that was your first exposure to them, would have the same opinion that you do know? I honestly doubt it.

I have fond memories of Jeff Matsuda's art circa X-Factor but objectively it's not very good.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
And the "women" you go for are tall barrel chested men named Clark or Aurthor. superdur

Can we class it up or is this the level of maturity you'd prefer we hit here?

Anyway: You never said "that" art looked good? That's what his art looks like! It looked the exact same back then too only colored by hand. The only difference is you were - I presume - a child when you read. If you want to say you have an unexplainable nostalgic affection for his art... then say that. That at least is understandable, we all have that fond nostalgic connection to something in one way or another. Nostalgia happens... but Portacio is, was and always will be, terrible. Really really terrible.

FYI, my taste is peerless. I'm surprised you want to go down this road... I can post terrible Whilce Portacio art until I day of old age... are you going to keep saying "lawlz Wolverinze is totz dumb" that whole time?


That's your argument? Weak. Your taste is peerless indeed because I don't think someone other than you can stomach the things you taste.