Originally posted by janus77
He's been a walking PIS, CIS magnet for ages. Benefited from Surfer jobbing, from Thanos jobbing ... his popularity - like that of Spideman - kept him in fights he had no business being in.Now I guess, Marvel's audience has changed and so the emphasis is less on Thor's "fighting spirit" and more on the plain simple fact that he's not that impressive, overall.
As "Savage Hulk" says: Puny God! ✅
Now that's some epic trolling right there lol.
Originally posted by DamborgsonAfter traveling the 616 universe and beyond, making abominable promises to the most powerful, most twisted Abstract Entities, Many Angled Ones, Elder Gods, Mad Celestials and Hidden Powers, Thor could laugh as the Phoenix gets "slurped up" out of those Fancy Pants, Mutie, wanna-be-gods.
👆He'll make a throne from colossonauts bones. then use the hulk's head as a goblet.
Then, the fun starts...
Emma can be his lobotomized plaything.
Have one of Asgard's sorcerers give her an extra boob somewhere random.
Afflict Volstagg with a cannibalistic curse, throw him back into the Destroyer armor, give him a bib with a picture of a big hamburger on it and pop him smack in the middle of that ghey mutant school, right before 3:00pm, minutes before the end of the school-day, so they are all happy at the moment of his "visit".
Find the rematerialized citizens of Mangog's race and combine them again, only to unleash the true, Classic Form of Mangog upon the population that thought it was JUST SO NICE that Iceman was puttin' snowballs in the desert, while Thor and his pals took it up the a$$.
Embrace his restored brother Loki, point him at Earth and simply whisper, "Be Creative".
Then, look to the remaining P5...