Character Ownage

Originally posted by abhilegend
This is the same forum which laughed at a nearly depowered darkseid being bloodied by a batkick. Now everybody and their neighbours are finding an excuse for thanos' absolutely humiliating beatdown.👆

This moron had Spiderwoman tearing Worthy Hulk apart with Venom Blasts and her bare hands. He had Luke Cage draw blood and get into an extended battle with Ethan Edwards (the same Ethan Edwards that was pwning the New Avengers which included Luke Cage).

If he was writing Hawkeye vs Superman, Superman would be dead or critically injured from Clint's arrows.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
DCnU Darkseid would have gotten outright obliterated by this team.

Originally posted by zopzop
Bendis. That's the only "excuse" Team Thanos needs.

This moron had Spiderwoman tearing Worthy Hulk apart with Venom Blasts and her bare hands. He had Luke Cage draw blood and get into an extended battle with Ethan Edwards (the same Ethan Edwards that was pwning the New Avengers which included Luke Cage).

If he was writing Hawkeye vs Superman, Superman would be dead or critically injured from Clint's arrows.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman would alone beat this team.

lmao

Originally posted by zopzop
Bendis. That's the only "excuse" Team Thanos needs.

This moron had Spiderwoman tearing Worthy Hulk apart with Venom Blasts and her bare hands. He had Luke Cage draw blood and get into an extended battle with Ethan Edwards (the same Ethan Edwards that was pwning the New Avengers which included Luke Cage).

If he was writing Hawkeye vs Superman, Superman would be dead or critically injured from Clint's arrows.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Like I said excuses. Superman would beat all these chumps with both eye closed under bendis. S-shield is above bendispower.

It's clear you're delirious from exhaustion after beatin' your meat to the Superman scans posted earlier.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
lmao

Originally posted by abhilegend
Have you seen the "earth bench pressing" superman?

Have I seen this one new feat from a comic that hasn't been officially released that is making people go nuts and furiously masturbate over?

I'm aware of it, yes.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
It's clear you're delirious from exhaustion after beatin' your meat to the Superman scans posted earlier.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Have I seen this one new feat from a comic that hasn't been officially released that is making people go nuts and furiously masturbate over?

I'm aware of it, yes.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
DCnU Darkseid would have gotten outright obliterated by this team.

Eeeeeeh no.
This team had Hulk, Rulk and Thor as their heavy hitters.
DCnU Darkseid wrecked the League consisting of Supes,WW, GL, Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg, which are all heavy hitters. At least Supes, WW, GL and Flash.

And of course DS beat (one shot with the Omeag Beams actually and then beat in h2h) NuSupes.
And as we learned this week NuSupes can juggle Earth for five days.

That would put Supes above Thor, Rulk and possibly Hulk.

Thanos got beat up by 3 Rulk, Hulk, Thor and a bunch of metas. Maybe you could add Vision and Groot in the heavy hitters list, but for the most part DS would treat this team the same way he treated the League, including the new and improved PLANET JUGGLING SUPES.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Maybe you're after finding ways to find the thor feat to counter that feat. Go to sleep jake.

Originally posted by abhilegend
If it was a thor feat, you'd be comatose after too much masturbation.

Originally posted by guy222

It's fun to mock the pain of other fanboys when Bendis and others rake their favs across the coals. But to now actually be the one its happening to is just sobering.

At least Loeb almost got Diamondhead right. Almost. A little more palpable condescension and a lot more murderous intent and he'd have nailed it. Dyker is a stone cold killer who gives a phuck about no one but himself. And he definitely wouldn't be asking for a ride lol. I remember him verbally pwning Cap for calling him "son".

Originally posted by comicfan11
Eeeeeeh no.
This team had Hulk, Rulk and Thor as their heavy hitters.
DCnU Darkseid wrecked the League consisting of Supes,WW, GL, Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg, which are all heavy hitters. At least Supes, WW, GL and Flash.

And of course DS beat (one shot with the Omeag Beams actually and then beat in h2h) NuSupes.
And as we learned this week NuSupes can juggle Earth for five days.

That would put Supes above Thor, Rulk and possibly Hulk.

Thanos got beat up by 3 Rulk, Hulk, Thor and a bunch of metas. Maybe you could add Vision and Groot in the heavy hitters list, but for the most part DS would treat this team the same way he treated the League, including the new and improved PLANET JUGGLING SUPES.

Originally posted by comicfan11
Eeeeeeh no.
This team had Hulk, Rulk and Thor as their heavy hitters.
DCnU Darkseid wrecked the League consisting of Supes,WW, GL, Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg, which are all heavy hitters. At least Supes, WW, GL and Flash.

And of course DS beat (one shot with the Omeag Beams actually and then beat in h2h) NuSupes.
And as we learned this week NuSupes can juggle Earth for five days.

That would put Supes above Thor, Rulk and possibly Hulk.

Thanos got beat up by 3 Rulk, Hulk, Thor and a bunch of metas. Maybe you could add Vision and Groot in the heavy hitters list, but for the most part DS would treat this team the same way he treated the League, including the new and improved PLANET JUGGLING SUPES.

The team of the DCnU League that fought Darkseid - and Darkseid himself - is drastically less powerful than the team of the Avengers/F4/GoTG combined.

That's not even really up for debate.

Originally posted by dmills
It's fun to mock the pain of other fanboys when Bendis and others rake their favs across the coals. But to now actually be the one its happening to is ust sobering.

At least Loeb almost got Diamondhead right. Almost. A little more palpable condescension and a lot more murderous intent and he'd have nailed it. Dyker is a stone cold killer who gives a phuck about no one but himself. And he definitely wouldn't be asking for a ride lol. I remember him verbally pwning Cap for calling him "son".

Originally posted by dmills
It's fun to mock the pain of other fanboys when Bendis and others rake their favs across the coals. But to now actually be the one its happening to is ust sobering.

At least Loeb almost got Diamondhead right. Almost. A little more palpable condescension and a lot more murderous intent and he'd have nailed it. Dyker is a stone cold killer who gives a phuck about no one but himself. And he definitely wouldn't be asking for a ride lol. I remember him verbally pwning Cap for calling him "son".

Loeb went Bendis there on the end. Asking for a ride, brief small talk, trying to hard to sound like real people and instead sound like nothing anyone would say, etc.

Originally posted by Mindset
How would you say Superman's strength correlates to his durability?

Don't know yet.
We do know he is invulnerable, just not to what degree.

But DS took a charging Supes punching him to the face. And then proceeded to overpower him (hold him in a bearhug).
If DS can take punches from a guy that can lift the Earth's weight for 5 days without breaking a sweat I doubt Groot, Vision and and Rulk are gonna be to much trouble for hm.

Thanos took a punch from a guy whose fists can vaporize planets and other peers without making direct physical contact.

Also one from Hulk.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
The team of the DCnU League that fought Darkseid - and Darkseid himself - is drastically less powerful than the team of the Avengers/F4/GoTG combined.

That's not even really up for debate.

They have the numbers, but can anyone for that team replicate Supes feat? Even combined.