Character Ownage

Started by Damborgson5,121 pages
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not yet, fortunately 😛

Otto was an alright Spidey while it lasted. Liked the attitude.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wrong. He was played by a white actor in the porn parody.

Obviously, only Sony doesn't give a crap. I bet we'll see a shitload of more forced, super-awkward Gwen/Pete "romantic" scenes...

I blame Twilight, they've ruined all movie ro
Antic scenes forever.

Not sure if I should even ask about the porn parody. Think you've mentioned it before? Was Rhino there as well?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not yet, fortunately 😛

Tribute to the Return of Peter Parker

(As sung to his Old-Skool Cartoon Theme)

band

"Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever Dan says he can
Swaps a brain, with a guy
Loki says marriage goes bye bye
Look Out!
Superior Spiderman.

Was it wrong?
Ask a fan...
Brand New Day + this = Ban disgust
Sense a change? No one can
It's worse than Lois and Superman
Hey, there!
Superior Spiderman.

Iron Man, Dr. Strange
Sense a change, don't know why
You would think, that a Mage
Would just use Agamotto's eye ❌
Lucked Out!
Superior Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman
Peter Parker's coming back again
Carlie Cooper, knows the plan
Symbiote was once Spiderman msn-wink

*finale chorus*

To him, life is a great big Change-up- !
When Octo's Sales don't Stay-up- !
Return of Spider man- !!!

band

(A Jax original Tribute)

Originally posted by Damborgson
Otto was an alright Spidey while it lasted. Liked the attitude.
Just you wait, before its all over he's going to make all of Earth's heroes his *****. Pete will come and save the day.😛

Originally posted by SamZED
I blame Twilight, they've ruined all movie ro
Antic scenes forever.

Not sure if I should even ask about the porn parody. Think you've mentioned it before? Was Rhino there as well?

Bryce's Gwen in SM3 was better. Hotter, too. Emma Stone is overrated.

Haven't seen the whole thing, but no Rhino, afaik. There was Black Widow, though, who got f*cked later in the Avengers parody, too 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bryce's Gwen in SM3 was better. Hotter, too. Emma Stone is overrated.

Haven't seen the whole thing, but no Rhino, afaik. There was Black Widow, though, who got f*cked later in the Avengers parody, too 😂

She was Eddie Brock's girlfriend and had like 3 minites of screen time. But I get what you mean. More doable.

Lol was she so good in the part they got her to do the sequel? Ill google it, hardy the sickest kind of porn I watch.😄

Originally posted by SamZED
She was Eddie Brock's girlfriend

That alone should've made you worship her 😛 Or maybe... you were jealous? haw-som

Originally posted by SamZED
Lol was she so good in the part they got her to do the sequel? Ill google it, hardy the sickest kind of porn I watch.😄

Maybe they just cared so much about continuity biscuits

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2056702/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt

There have been plenty more spoofs like this made. This reminds me, porn versions of Viper were better than the blonde in Wolverine 2.

Gotta disagree on Gwen. I usually like Emma stone(thanks mostly to Zombieland) and I found the Gwen Stacy in Sm3 forgettable and almost arbitrary.

Zombieland was very enjoyable, yeah.

Originally posted by Parmaniac

Finally....

Hal creates a universe.

Just about every lantern has done it BTW.

Why they're so useless then...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Why they're so useless then...

DC heralds>>marvel heralds obviously.

😏

Animal man and 2 other morphogenetic field users create a universe.

😂

but you see, nobody cares

Dredd's badassery has no limits 😂

That one was actually pretty good 👆

Originally posted by Bentley
That one was actually pretty good 👆

you've read it already 😑

Originally posted by psycho gundam
but you see, nobody cares

Of course. Its from DC.