Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

I can't wait to see Thanus getting gangbanged again.

Something tells me Hawkeye will use his fist instead of arrows this time. Oh, wait - Clint's dead, right?

Guess they'll need to call Rocket Raccoon then. Or Groot.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can't wait to see Thanus getting gangbanged again.

Something tells me Hawkeye will use his fist instead of arrows this time. Oh, wait - Clint's dead, right?

Guess they'll need to call Rocket Raccoon then. Or Groot.

Dracula will be around with his undead army to deal with Thanus.

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I've seen your Dracula post, btw. LordofMurder really went crazy with all those "creatures of the night" and dual adamantium katanas 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I can't wait to see Thanus getting gangbanged again.

Something tells me Hawkeye will use his fist instead of arrows this time. Oh, wait - Clint's dead, right?

Guess they'll need to call Rocket Raccoon then. Or Groot.

When has death ever stopped Bendis?

Here's how the conversation will go with Marvel:

So uh Marvel
Yes?
Clint is dead right?
Yes
K cool, I'm going to use him in my event. Won't go into detail how he came back though but you guys think it will be cool right?
No...
Also I'm giving Carol a huge push which will make the female fans super happy. So I can do that first thing right?
Yes!

Lol.

Bendis never had any trouble with resurrecting Clint nigh-instantly for no real reason or giving him power-ups.

Still remember the issue in which Power Dampener device affected Clint --- Mockingbird was all like "wtf". No explanation given, of course. But we do see Clint lifting a car with one hand many months later. Classic Bendis stuff 👆

Bendis should just be restricted to Hawkeye stuff... on that note I just remembered his Luke Cage...

Which means Luke Cage will be a large part of this event too.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Carol so far is written extremely well. Strong, but not feminist overbearing and very likeable. Love her interactions with everyone she meets especially Puck. Puck and Walter are hilarious. Puck overall just kills it in every scene he's in.

Writer is doing a great job juggling all these characters and still able to give them each a spotlight and character development. Hopefully they can keep it up. I'm pleasantly surprised. I read carols last few series and so far this is already better

The reason why the MU did NOT undergo a hard reset in all that "Secret Wars" crap was because it lacked Super Cage Prime's multiversal punch.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
While the main plot "ZOMG TECH BASED NINJAS ATTACK!" is kinda dumb... I need to say I like the fragments posted.

Nice of Marvel to use Yukio, for example.

Thanks, Scot.

Iron man is one of the few things I'm enjoying at marvel. Damn War machine went all out with his new armor.

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Scans?

6 miniguns 😆

Kids don't know how many rounds he'd have to be lugging around to use all that for more than 1 second, but I do

You think that's crazy? All that shit actually folds back up into his armor.

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Stark asked Wolverine once how his forearms are able to house 10-foot blades.

"Rhodey! Logan told me his secret. You'll love War Machine 3.14 Service Pack 5 armor!"

Its funny because he showed up with that many guns just for a simple intel gathering mission. Here's the full page

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Rhodey is Stark's... black slave.

At least one title in Marvel hasn't changed, lol haw-som

Atleast Stark didn't mince words. Rhodey is one of only 3 people Stark allows access to armor. He'd tapdance and shuck and jive to keep that privilege 😂

Pepper, Rhodey and who is the third? Stark himself?

Green Goblin

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Pepper, Rhodey and who is the third? Stark himself?

Welp if you wanna say Arno(nope, phuck all that adopted BS. It should be forgotten) Yeah I was counting Stark himself.