Character Ownage

Originally posted by abhilegend
He was killed by a ****ing mob once.

BUENO! HE'S BOUND.

No, even worse. Posted scans above.

Originally posted by cdtm
He just got Worfed. You've got to be the biggest, baddest dog on the block before you get Worfed.

I'm proud of my boy.👆

You realize how many Diamondbacks there are in Marvel?

Your idol just got sodomized by a random pimp.

Originally posted by abhilegend
No, even worse. Posted scans above.

Alcohol causes lags in my brain. Thanks 😉

Another great Surfer "feat", I see...

Originally posted by abhilegend
Name one top tier Surfer has beaten straight up then. Straight up overpowered, no energy draining or shit in either high herald or mid herald list.

Thor?
Hulk?
Quasar?
Beta Ray Bill?
Gladiator?
Adam Warlock?

Even J'onn has better combat record than Surfer.

And who else has been killed by a ****ing mob?

Qft abhi. You know what pis is. You also know that Surfer isnt a flying brick. I will not engage in your bullshittery.

Originally posted by abhilegend
No, even worse. Posted scans above.

A French published comic book that was never published in the U.S.? Is that even canon?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Name one top tier Surfer has beaten straight up then. Straight up overpowered, no energy draining or shit in either high herald or mid herald list.

Thor?
Hulk?
Quasar?
Beta Ray Bill?
Gladiator?
Adam Warlock?

God Cable
Abomination
Beta Ray Bill
Planet Hulk
Nova Prime
Krosakis

Quasar somewhat:

http://i.imgur.com/fFSWl6O.jpg

Originally posted by RealityWarper

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Why is the text written in gay?

Meh

Parm 1 : 0 Warper

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Parm 1 : 0 Warper

It was a cheap joke.

"Meh" was the obvious answer, I wouldn't waste a Rainbow™ for that.

A cheap joke for a cheap nation.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
A cheap joke for a cheap nation.

"Trump"

"Accords de Paris"

"Climatic change"

Originally posted by Philosophía
Nah, Jane does good, as a true god of thunder should.

The beta fake-Thor on the other hand..

Wonder Woman turned Superman into a house wife.

Originally posted by RealityWarper
"Trump"

"Accords de Paris"

"Climatic change"

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Wonder Woman turned Superman into a house wife.

The meme doesn't appear.

Damn I quoted the wrong post and I am sober.

Originally posted by CosmicComet

Originally posted by RealityWarper
Damn I quoted the wrong post and I am sober.

Happens, lol.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Wonder Woman turned Superman into a house wife.

His current comic book title is even "Unworthy" Thor.

That's hilarious banter from Marvel.