:09 is hilarious as shit.
Originally posted by Philosophía
Yet here he is now, chilling with a wife and a kid, while Thor's hammer is still firmly in Jane's hand.His current comic book title is even "Unworthy" Thor.
That's hilarious banter from Marvel.
Superman would stalk Lois Lane and her new boyfriend like it was a running gag. What a 'cuck'. The kid probably isn't even his.
With his super-senses, he could see/hear Lois Lane taking it from a real man. Shit's rough. Probably jerked off to it too.
Did he even lose his virginity until he met Lois Lane? Such a fruitloop. No wonder Lois wants to lowkey f*ck Batman. All those power and he still can't get Lois to finish; no wonder Abhil and Philo relate to him so well.
Better than having been alive for thousands of years, yet his hammer still leaving him for literally a woman on her death bed.
Thor literally worse than cancer confirmed as canon in Marvel.
Look at him, begging for the hammer to take him back.
You should log off and rethink your life. Maybe even take it.
Mjolnir turning out to be the embodiment of feminism in Marvel and feeling bad for a terminal cancer patient is pretty bad. But compared to this:
Superman walked in on his crush getting d*cked down.
"I-I better go"
"Oh shut up and get back in bed!"
😂
That scene was even worse than I remembered. He probably used his super-tears for lube.
Originally posted by Philosophía
A 20 something year old man getting heartbroken from an office crush.A 1000+ years old man getting rejected by a hammer, to the point where he has an existential crisis and mopes around like a teenager.
Really hard to choose.
Ya ya ya Mjolnir left Thor and Thor's a real sad panda, terrible stuff.
Clark should get a paternity test. Jon probably belongs to Zod.
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Originally posted by TheHulkster
God Cable
Abomination
Beta Ray Bill
Planet Hulk
Nova Prime
KrosakisQuasar somewhat:
Abomination is hardly a herald-leveler.
He cheapshotted BRB.
He didn't beat Hulk in planet hulk.
He didn't beat Nova.
He didn't beat Krosakis on his own. The cumulative energy was too much for him.
Quasar threw his fight against Surfer under the same writer.
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Mjolnir turning out to be the embodiment of feminism in Marvel and feeling bad for a terminal cancer patient is pretty bad. But compared to this:Superman walked in on his crush getting d*cked down.
"I-I better go"
"Oh shut up and get back in bed!"
😂
That scene was even worse than I remembered. He probably used his super-tears for lube.
While manly men like Hercules are literally punching villains head in.
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FG4HtHN_Io4/WVPZxycm37I/AAAAAAAERv8/gZsgIVVOKhE4diXZY5rNwlLtRDiV4U8xwCLcBGAs/s1600/062_013.jpg
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SvRXzG7q84U/WVPZyC2F18I/AAAAAAAERwA/TxgldIx2WT8xX1IcORnfNhWShS__hLmogCLcBGAs/s1600/062_014.jpg
That poor excuse for a god should learn from his betters.
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Ya ya ya Mjolnir left Thor and Thor's a real sad panda, terrible stuff.Clark should get a paternity test. Jon probably belongs to Zod.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1IEAcLybKI0/VYuCVrLKOEI/AAAAAAAMjbs/KlQ7tKYt8wM/s1600/p_19_12.jpg
mmm
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Mjolnir turning out to be the embodiment of feminism in Marvel and feeling bad for a terminal cancer patient is pretty bad. But compared to this:Superman walked in on his crush getting d*cked down.
"I-I better go"
"Oh shut up and get back in bed!"
😂
That scene was even worse than I remembered. He probably used his super-tears for lube.
Back to the cuck-shed with supes
