Character Ownage

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Superman vs Hal Jordan rematch.

HAL JORDAN AND THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS #30
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art by PATCH ZIRCHER
Cover by ETHAN VAN SCIVER
Variant cover by TBD
“MIND GAMES” part one! After reports of Sinestro’s return begin to spread, Hal Jordan travels to Earth looking to bring in his one-time Green Lantern partner. But a manhunt turns into a fight for his life as Hal must face the unmatchable power of the Man of Steel.
On sale OCTOBER 11 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Originally posted by abhilegend
At least he is not turning women to horses

All women are into horses. I'm not even kidding, it's a rl canon fact.

Originally posted by abhilegend
"O-odin help me. Even a nazi and a woman are more worthy than me. Sob, sob."

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While manly men like Hercules are literally punching villains head in.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FG4HtHN_Io4/WVPZxycm37I/AAAAAAAERv8/gZsgIVVOKhE4diXZY5rNwlLtRDiV4U8xwCLcBGAs/s1600/062_013.jpg
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That poor excuse for a god should learn from his betters.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Speaking of paternity tests, whose son is Thor actually? Because Odin can't even get it up.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1IEAcLybKI0/VYuCVrLKOEI/AAAAAAAMjbs/KlQ7tKYt8wM/s1600/p_19_12.jpg

mmm

.....I know you're trying really hard to be funny but this is pretty terrible tbh and kinda ruined it. Even these scans are too out of context.

......

Why not one for the road:
https://youtu.be/qe0gt60rNHI

I almost feel bad for Clark. Is there a mean, cooler and richer Superman fan taking your Lois Lane Abhil? Is this why you're always so angry? All this cuckold energy entering your system with no real release?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
.....I know you're trying really hard to be funny but this is pretty terrible tbh and kinda ruined it. Even these scans are too out of context.

......

Why not one for the road:
https://youtu.be/qe0gt60rNHI

I almost feel bad for Clark. Is there a mean, cooler and richer Superman fan taking your Lois Lane Abhil? Is this why you're always so angry? All this cuckold energy entering your system with no real release?

lol @ posting cartoons, abhi posted canon facts 😆 😆 😆

Rage is trying so hard I'm cringing.

Is there a mean, cooler and richer Superman fan taking your Lois Lane Abhil? Is this why you're always so angry? All this cuckold energy entering your system with no real release?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
.....I know you're trying really hard to be funny but this is pretty terrible tbh and kinda ruined it. Even these scans are too out of context.

......

Why not one for the road:
https://youtu.be/qe0gt60rNHI

I almost feel bad for Clark. Is there a mean, cooler and richer Superman fan taking your Lois Lane Abhil? Is this why you're always so angry? All this cuckold energy entering your system with no real release?

Thou projecteth too much!!!!

And Val isn't the only woman Odinson has turned into a lesbian.

Results into this.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Chanty Binx must be Marvel's new editor...

Originally posted by abhilegend
At least he is not turning women to horses and being lesbians.

Valkyrie turned lesbian

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There is nothing lower than Kal-Cuck.

Originally posted by krisblaze
There is nothing lower than Kal-Cuck.

AKA Kal-Lel

Cuck Kent sounds better.

Originally posted by abhilegend
At least he is not turning women to horses and being lesbians.

Valkyrie turned lesbian

osheet

You do realize that Val is speaking of using sex toys that scene, not turning to women?

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Cable was burnt out.

Abomination is hardly a herald-leveler.

He cheapshotted BRB.

He didn't beat Hulk in planet hulk.

He didn't beat Nova.

He didn't beat Krosakis on his own. The cumulative energy was too much for him.

Quasar threw his fight against Surfer under the same writer.

Cable is not burned out.

Abomination is class 100.

He doesn't cheap shot BRB.

He does win the skirmish against Planet Hulk

He overpowers Nova.

He overpowers Krosakis.

Does Superman cheap shot Equus with the last blow?

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/8/80103/3715210-3695670-1805097465-super.jpg

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Cuck Kent sounds better.

Lol stealing this.

Originally posted by TheHulkster
You do realize that Val is speaking of using sex toys that scene, not turning to women?

Look at you, saving dignity of every marvel character.
Originally posted by TheHulkster
Cable is not burned out.

Abomination is class 100.

He doesn't cheap shot BRB.

He does win the skirmish against Planet Hulk

He overpowers Nova.

He overpowers Krosakis.

Does Superman cheap shot Equus with the last blow?

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/8/80103/3715210-3695670-1805097465-super.jpg


Cable was explicitly burnt out. It's literally spelled out.

Abomination is hardly a herald-leveler being.

Of course he cheapshotted BRB.

He didn't win anything but an asskicking by a weakened Hulk.

He shrugged off an attack by Nova but even after sneak attacking he never overpowered him.

Krosakis was overloaded by the combination of all energy he had absorbed.

😂

Did he send a board to attack Equus from behind while his attention was on Superman?

Originally posted by abhilegend
He didn't win anything but an asskicking by a weakened Hulk.

👆

He proved to be extremely easy to control, having surrendered himself completely to the obedience disk.

"GLADIATOR'ING IS AWESOME!!!@!!!@!!!" Surfer fought a weakened Hulk that tried to reason with him... and, like you said, won an asskicking 👆

Originally posted by abhilegend
Look at you, saving dignity of every marvel character.

Don't try to play off that you posted the scan based on faulty comprehension.

Cable was explicitly burnt out. It's literally spelled out.

Abomination is hardly a herald-leveler being.

Of course he cheapshotted BRB.

He didn't win anything but an asskicking by a weakened Hulk.

He shrugged off an attack by Nova but even after sneak attacking he never overpowered him.

Krosakis was overloaded by the combination of all energy he had absorbed.

😂

Did he send a board to attack Equus from behind while his attention was on Superman?

Surfer burns Cable out. He isn't burned out before they fight.

Abomination is a class 100 character with Hulk level strength. He's a villain who jobs and he doesn't have dynamic strength. He's every bit as strong as Juggernaut.

Your comprehension of a "cheap shot" is right along with you comprehension of the scan discussed above.

Surfer is as weakened as Hulk as well as depowered. When both are fighting, Surfer overpowers.

He has Nova practically helpless and isn't even trying to fight Nova.

Krosakis is overpowered by the Power Cosmic.

Superman hits Equus from behind. That is your critieria for "cheap shot" even though you refuse to say that Darkseid cheapshots Surfer or Superman cheap shots Hulk.

Originally posted by TheHulkster
Don't try to play off that you posted the scan based on faulty comprehension.

Aww, little marvel zombie is mad!

Surfer burns Cable out. He isn't burned out before they fight.

Wrong as usual.

Cable had Deadpool remove part of his brain AFTER the fight with Surfer which removed his power. Surfer didn't do anything except Cable playing possum.

Abomination is a class 100 character with Hulk level strength. He's a villain who jobs and he doesn't have dynamic strength. He's every bit as strong as Juggernaut.

So he jobbed against Surfer? Otherwise name one notable win he has against anyone.

Your comprehension of a "cheap shot" is right along with you comprehension of the scan discussed above.

😂

Always so defensive.

Surfer is as weakened as Hulk as well as depowered. When both are fighting, Surfer overpowers.

Hulk is weakened more than Surfer. Surfer headbutted him once.

Hulk knocked his ass out and was about to kill him.

He has Nova practically helpless and isn't even trying to fight Nova.

Where did he do that?

Krosakis is overpowered by the Power Cosmic.

Provide a quote where that is shown.

Superman hits Equus from behind. That is your critieria for "cheap shot" even though you refuse to say that Darkseid cheapshots Surfer or Superman cheap shots Hulk.

Aww, little marvel zombie is mad!!!!

Surfer cheapshotted Bill. When Bill did the same to Surfer he knocked his ass out. Surfer couldn't do even that.

Originally posted by TheHulkster
He's every bit as strong as Juggernaut.

Lol, no... not even close.