Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Originally posted by abhilegend
Wrong as usual.

Cable had Deadpool remove part of his brain AFTER the fight with Surfer which removed his power. Surfer didn't do anything except Cable playing possum.

The entire feat was a lie? Surfer wankers used to shoot jizz over this shit for a DECADE...

Originally posted by TheHulkster
Don't try to play off that you posted the scan based on faulty comprehension.

Surfer burns Cable out. He isn't burned out before they fight.

Abomination is a class 100 character with Hulk level strength. He's a villain who jobs and he doesn't have dynamic strength. He's every bit as strong as Juggernaut.

Your comprehension of a "cheap shot" is right along with you comprehension of the scan discussed above.

Surfer is as weakened as Hulk as well as depowered. When both are fighting, Surfer overpowers.

He has Nova practically helpless and isn't even trying to fight Nova.

Krosakis is overpowered by the Power Cosmic.

Superman hits Equus from behind. That is your critieria for "cheap shot" even though you refuse to say that Darkseid cheapshots Surfer or Superman cheap shots Hulk.

Just ignore him. He's just jelly because Superman's movies and video games suck so hard.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The entire feat was a lie? Surfer wankers used to shoot jizz over this shit for a DECADE...

If that was the only thing...

Originally posted by deathslash
Just ignore him. He's just jelly because Superman's movies and video games suck so hard.

Superman movies suck?

How soon these young uns forget.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Superman movies suck?

Superman four the quest for peace, biatch.

Yes that was terrible

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Mjolnir turning out to be the embodiment of feminism in Marvel and feeling bad for a terminal cancer patient is pretty bad. But compared to this:

Superman walked in on his crush getting d*cked down.

"I-I better go"

"Oh shut up and get back in bed!"

😂

That scene was even worse than I remembered. He probably used his super-tears for lube.

😂

What's more awkward he probably heard him before he even knocked on the door but was commited. Maybe to try and ruin their fun

He could probably see them, and was hoping he'd get an invite.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Yes that was terrible
Superman three, Superman returns, and Batman v Superman were all bad as well. Let's be honest, Superman one, two, and man of steel were the only good Superman movies and his video game *flashes back to Superman 64* was created by the devil himself.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The entire feat was a lie? Surfer wankers used to shoot jizz over this shit for a DECADE...

Yeah, it was fat load of nothing.
Originally posted by deathslash
Just ignore him. He's just jelly because Superman's movies and video games suck so hard.

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Originally posted by deathslash
Superman four the quest for peace, biatch.

Was a ****ing great superhero movie.

Nuclear Man was Doomsday before Doomsday.

The only chris reeves supes movie to be irredeemable was 3.

Originally posted by abhilegend
[B]Aww, little marvel zombie is mad!

Why would I mad at your error little DC druid?

Wrong as usual.

Did you even read what you posted?

“An unexpected wild card exacerbates the situation. I don’t know, somehow forcing me to generate more power than I had planned to use on a faster timetable. That might cause me to burn out faster, before I can cover the world in my little telepathic security blanket. And then…”

Cable anticipated burning out eventually. He had not reached that point yet. Surfer, AKA the "unexpected wild card" brings him close to burn out and death. Deadpool's lobotomy saves him by stopping his power completely.

Cable had Deadpool remove part of his brain AFTER the fight with Surfer which removed his power. Surfer didn't do anything except Cable playing possum.

Even this contradicts you notion that Cable is burned out before fighting Surfer. Surfer brings him close to a point that Cable anticipated would come in the future. Read carefully.

So he jobbed against Surfer? Otherwise name one notable win he has against anyone.

I did earlier. That's why you're crying.

Hulk is weakened more than Surfer. Surfer headbutted him once

Hulk is not more weakened. Stop making things up. Surfer headbutts him after they lock up.

Hulk knocked his ass out and was about to kill him.

Hulk attacks him after he stops fighting and begins thanking them for releasing him from control. Do you see how close you come to straight out fabrication?

Where did he do that?

In the book.

Provide a quote where that is shown.

“Do you really wish to feast on the Power Cosmic? So be it!”

Surfer cheapshotted Bill. When Bill did the same to Surfer he knocked his ass out. Surfer couldn't do even that.

Surfer defeats Bill in combat. Flat out. Has it been a while since you cried? Time to cry more LOL!

Originally posted by deathslash
Superman three, Superman returns, and Batman v Superman were all bad as well. Let's be honest, Superman one, two, and man of steel were the only good Superman movies and his video game *flashes back to Superman 64* was created by the devil himself.

I loved Superman 1, 2 and 4, and even 3 was good in a way. Man of Steel was ok, BvS was disappointing. Superman N64, horrible, still completed it xD.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Was a ****ing great superhero movie.

Nuclear Man was Doomsday before Doomsday.

The only chris reeves supes movie to be irredeemable was 3.

yeah, everything in the movie was great. Except for the acting, characters, plot, fights, randomly made up powers, and graphics.
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
I loved Superman 1, 2 and 4, and even 3 was good in a way. Man of Steel was ok, BvS was disappointing. Superman N64, horrible, still completed it xD.
you're a pretty cool guy, but you'd have to be wearing some seriously rose colored glasses to think Superman 3 or 4 we're good in any way. Man of steel was only really good for the fights and the occasionally cool one liners, but the rest of it was far too mopey.

I don't see any mention of Death and Return of Superman for the Super Nintendo. Great ****ing game!

Only game on Earth where you can play as Kon-El, Eradicator, Cyborg Superman, and Steel. 👆

Last stage was pretty tough.

Originally posted by deathslash
yeah, everything in the movie was great. Except for the acting, characters, plot, fights, randomly made up powers, and graphics.

Acting? In a superhero movie? It was no worse or better than the other Reeves movies. It was passable and unnoticeable, that's all I ask for in the genre.

Characters were awesome. Nuclear Man was a great villain with a threatening presence. His fight with Supes on the moon and their chase around the world before were great comic book movie sequences, and my favorite superhero movie fight other than the Zod fight in MoS.

Plot? It was a comic book plot. Bad guy created good guy's DNA, bad guy needs to be defeated. I was going to see a comic book movie and got a comic book plot. Perfect.

The masonry vision was hokey and lovable, just like the silver age supes that reeves was based on.

Graphics? It was 1987. The graphics were fine.

Hating Superman 4 I honestly believe is usually lazy bandwagoning. I liked it when I first saw it and still liked it when I saw it again just a few years ago.

Superman 3: Oh hey its Richard Pryor was probably the worst Superhero movie of all time though. Even worse than Batman Forever.

if it was possible to ban someone for stupidity, defending Superman 4 would definitely qualify.

lol @ no good movies or games though.