Could spidey beat wolvie with out webs?

Started by jinzin23 pages

so.. basically... after reading through this what I'm getting is a wolverine rule of thumb here...
the rule being...

if wolverine's done it....

it doesn't count...

🙄.... whatever...

Originally posted by jinzin
so.. basically... after reading through this what I'm getting is a wolverine rule of thumb here...
the rule being...

if wolverine's done it....

it doesn't count...

🙄.... whatever...

"If you can't explain it, it doesn't matter if that's the way it happens, it still happens the way I want, though the proof is not in my favor."

I'd like these people to explain to me how light works, EXACTLY how light works, down to the very minisculeist detail, until I'm satisfied with their answer. . . if they can't then light doesn't work. Period.

That's their logic anyway. .

Originally posted by Creshosk
"If you can't explain it, it doesn't matter if that's the way it happens, it still happens the way I want, though the proof is not in my favor."

I'd like these people to explain to me how light works, EXACTLY how light works, down to the very minisculeist detail, until I'm satisfied with their answer. . . if they can't then light doesn't work. Period.

That's their logic anyway. .

seriously..

I mean it would be one thing if this wasn't as common as it is, but this shit goes down in EVERY wolvie thread....

fanboys: wolverine can't take a hulk punch
fact: wolverine's taken tons of hulk punches...

fanboys: he can be ripped apart.
fact: he hasn't been ripped apart in spite of characters like hulk, ba'al, and cyber trying...

fanboys: spiderman can KO him
fact: spiderman's tried, and tried and has yet to succeed.

fanboys:wolverine can't touch spiderman..
fact: every hostile encounter between the two says different.

fanboys:wolverine can be KOed by bullets
fact: one 616 example lacking serious circumstances has yet to be provided.

fanboys: wolverine should be sent flying
fact: every character should be sent flying

fanboys: wolverine should be KOed by forced because admantium doesn't absorb impact..
fact: he's not KOed by force that often

fanboys: logic should apply to wolverine
fact: then they should apply to everyone...

pfffft.

Originally posted by jinzin
seriously..

I mean it would be one thing if this wasn't as common as it is, but this shit goes down in EVERY wolvie thread....

fanboys: wolverine can't take a hulk punch
fact: wolverine's taken tons of hulk punches...

fanboys: he can be ripped apart.
fact: he hasn't been ripped apart in spite of characters like hulk, ba'al, and cyber trying...

fanboys: spiderman can KO him
fact: spiderman's tried, and tried and has yet to succeed.

fanboys:wolverine can't touch spiderman..
fact: every hostile encounter between the two says different.

fanboys:wolverine can be KOed by bullets
fact: one 616 example lacking serious circumstances has yet to be provided.

fanboys: wolverine should be sent flying
fact: every character should be sent flying

fanboys: wolverine should be KOed by forced because admantium doesn't absorb impact..
fact: he's not KOed by force that often

fanboys: logic should apply to wolverine
fact: then they should apply to everyone...

pfffft.

And you know how much I love that last one, it's improper termonology, but if I don't use the same terms they do they wouldn't understand what thell I was talking about.

I certainly hope the people that object to wolverine's numerous appearences don't object to a new series I just learned about. . . I mean hey Wolverine is (un)dead in it after all. . . It's absolutly hilarious and I'm sure that's the way it was intended. . .

Originally posted by jinzin
seriously..

I mean it would be one thing if this wasn't as common as it is, but this shit goes down in EVERY wolvie thread....

Martyr complex much...? Works better when you're character is obscure or has zero fanbase... and neither is the case.
Originally posted by jinzin
fanboys: wolverine can't take a hulk punch
fact: wolverine's taken tons of hulk punches...

Which basically disregards everything else Hulk is capable of.
Originally posted by jinzin
fanboys: he can be ripped apart.
fact: he hasn't been ripped apart in spite of characters like hulk, ba'al, and cyber trying...
His hand has been blown off by Cyclops visor, Hulk can exert more force than that. Whether or not the bonding process is different is inconclusive.
Originally posted by jinzin
fanboys:wolverine can be KOed by bullets
fact: one 616 example lacking serious circumstances has yet to be provided.
Do harpoons count?
Originally posted by jinzin
fanboys: wolverine should be sent flying
fact: every character should be sent flying
This should depend upon the transfer of momentum, but if I suspend disbelief I can accept Colossus resisting via his strength a punch from Thing and vice versa. But Wolverine? (Or Spider-Man for that matter.)
Originally posted by jinzin
fanboys: wolverine should be KOed by forced because admantium doesn't absorb impact..
fact: he's not KOed by force that often
Which is not to say he cannot be KOed by force.
Originally posted by jinzin
fanboys: logic should apply to wolverine
fact: then they should apply to everyone...
If it is beyond the realms of their defined powerset then yes it probably should.
Originally posted by jinzin
pfffft.
Pffft, yourself.... throwing around words like fanboy... for shame...

A pox on both your houses.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Martyr complex much...? Works better when you're character is obscure or has zero fanbase... and neither is the case.

Which basically disregards everything else Hulk is capable of.

Or not, seeing as how the other characters aren't Wolverine. . . Just a thought.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
His hand has been blown off by Cyclops visor,
Not in cannon.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Hulk can exert more force than that. Whether or not the bonding process is different is inconclusive.
And only a theory to explain data available, it being conclusive or inconclusive has no bearing on the data at hand.

The fallacists fallacy. 😉

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
If it is beyond the realms of their defined powerset then yes it probably should.
Wait stats again? Joy. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
Or not, seeing as how the other characters aren't Wolverine. . . Just a thought.
🤨? I'm tired... You lost me...
Originally posted by Creshosk
Not in cannon.
Meh.
Originally posted by Creshosk
And only a theory to explain data available, it being conclusive or inconclusive has no bearing on the data at hand.

The fallacists fallacy. 😉

It's not the only theory. It's one theory. You're theory. The "data available" doesn't include that Legion Quest, at least according to the text within it, only sends the four back 20 years.

The theory assumes the skeleton was bonded incorrectly or differently, based on the assumption that if bonded correctly the skeleton cannot be severed at any point. Based on three or four examples vs Wolverine having the ability to move in every single appearance he's ever had. Which is the writer flaw? I don't know, my mind tells me the former... but hey that's just IMO.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Wait stats again? Joy. . .
Oh boo hoo... you wanted canon well it's canon...

Spider-Man. Wolverine. Wolverine. Spider-Man... it's of no consequence to me... Blink, Shadowcat and Krang can kill them both...

This is going to be another loooooooong vs. thread. 🙁

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
🤨? I'm tired... You lost me...
It's not disregarding everything hulk does if a character goes against the norm. This character has something about him that allows him to, some thing that we might not know about that the other things hulk has done does not.

Do not discard variables because they are not known, or because they do not suit you.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
It's not the only theory. It's one theory.
YEs you are tired. it's amazing how one little letter can change the entire meaning of not only a sentence but everything that's being said. I'm sure if you reread my post (even where you quoted me) you'll notice the little letter that I'm talking about that changes the sentiment from "it's only" theory to "only A theory" as in it's only one theory.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You're theory. The "data available" doesn't include that Legion Quest, at least according to the text within it, only sends the four back 20 years.
Even looking at other events should tell you.

As I said, while the original 5 X-men were running around and even fighting Magneto Wolverine was in the CIA for quite a few years. That's all you really need to know.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The theory assumes the skeleton was bonded incorrectly or differently,
The theory explains the descrpencies between universes. That is it's only purpose. It does not alter any data.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
based on the assumption that if bonded correctly the skeleton cannot be severed at any point. Based on three or four examples vs Wolverine having the ability to move in every single appearance he's ever had. Which is the writer flaw?
Neither. You are trying to discard data here.

He moves, and he cannot be severed.

That is the data available. This data does not hold to other universes. In other's he can be severed. How do you exaplain it? Tiny springs?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I don't know, my mind tells me the former...
You're wishful thinking desire tells you the former, which flies in the face of the present data of 616 not being cut, burned or ripped apart.

YOUR theory doesn't hold because of the data available. Sorry.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
but hey that's just IMO.
Oh boo...

Spider-Man. Wolverine. Wolverine. Spider-Man... it's of no consequence to me... Blink, Shadowcat and Krang can kill them both...


Blink yes, no contest. She's hella badassed.

Shadowcat. . . Wolverine is a given. . Spiderman I'm not so certain.

Krang? Depends on the incarnation and what he has a vailable to him.

Originally posted by dvampire
This is going to be another loooooooong vs. thread. 🙁
This much was appearent from Spiderman (in any form close enough to his original form) and Wolverine (in any form close enough to his original form.)

But hopefully it can be kept civil (sorry for my earlier outbursts, I'm quite stressed out, I should be asleep but can't sleep due to nervousness). And hopefully something new can be gained(ha! how's that for supreme optimism?).

Originally posted by Creshosk
PIS nbecause you don't like it? How amusing fanboy. How utterly amusing.

or possibly because your post consist of ridiculous one-sided bias arguments and dislike for anyone who disagrees. Fanboy, oh please. Just look at your signature, lot's of credibility being fair there.

How about you show 616 wolverine successfully ripped apart?

How about someone already tried, didn't succeed because of "adamantium bones"

Oh yeah that's right it never happened, but hey Spiderman is stronger than grey hulk right?

Nope, that bs just came from you.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
or possibly because your post consist of ridiculous one-sided bias arguments and dislike for anyone who disagrees. Fanboy, oh please.
Yes fanboy.

One sided bias arguments? Like "spiderman can rip Wolverine in two"?

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
How about someone already tried, didn't succeed because of "adamantium bones"
So he can't be ripped apart due to adamantium bones?

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Nope, that bullshit just came from outta your head.
Sorry, green hulk. . . Hey, a green Hulk failed to rip him apart. So if you're saying that Spiderman will succeed where Hulk failed, you're basically saying that Spiderman is stronger than Hulk.

So no, the only bullshit, is the bullshit of "spiderman can rip him in two".

Yes I'm tired. Yes tiny springs. Shadowcat kicks his ass... Wolverine said so himself. Krang has the Technodrome.

Originally posted by dvampire
This is going to be another loooooooong vs. thread. 🙁
And it shouldn't be... people should just say their piece and then leave it be since there was already a huge thread about this (as I will after this post so don't try and point out any dramatic irony).

Yes, people need to realise that defense of Wolverine in itself does not equate to being a fanboy.

But, likewise others need to get it through their head that just because people not thinking Wolverine wins, and not accepting absolutely everything about him that makes no sense.. isn't the same as if they hypothetically speaking pushed your retarded little brother down the stairs. He has unbreakable bones. Check. He has a healing factor that enables him to recover from near fatal injury given adequate time. Check. He has three claws that are housed in his forearms and extend via mental commant. Check. He can't be knocked out by anything short of a meteor crashing into him? Sorry no. He has full range of motion but has adamantium ligaments and tendons? Sorry no. Limiting suspension of disbelief doesn't instantaneously make people a) fanboys of the other character or b) Wolverine haters. Just because someone doesn't love something as much as you doesn't mean they hate it...

It's so spite thread time...

Originally posted by Creshosk
No yoiu''ll interpret it the way you want it to be rather than the way it is. Dead or alive his skeleton was intact, you can't accept that fact? That's too damned bad.

Sure. I'm not really that all to fond of yours, so i'll stick to my own.

And spiderman once agian acheives that which those stronger than him failed to do. . . Funny.

riiiiiight.....Wolverine record any better? *LOL*

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Yes I'm tired. Yes tiny springs. Shadowcat kicks his ass... Wolverine said so himself.
I don't need wolverine saying that. I know Kitty kicks Wolvies ass. Spiderman is more of a challenge.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Krang has the Technodrome.
Krang beats both of there asses with the push of a button. . . IT's that easy.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
And it shouldn't be... people should just say their piece and then leave it be (as I will after this post so don't try and point out any dramatic irony).
Dramatic irony?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Yes, people need to realise that defense of Wolverine in itself does not equate to being a fanboy.
Or anyone for that matter. . . Except Rhino, or blob. . . or any other jobber. . . Because only a fanboy could love a jobber in a way that has them defending them. . . Unless it's a really damned good argument.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
But, likewise others need to get it through their head that just because people not thinking Wolverine wins, and not accepting absolutely everything about him that makes no sense.. isn't the same as if they hypothetically speaking pushed your retarded little brother down the stairs. He has unbreakable bones. Check. He has a healing factor that enables him to recover from near fatal injury given adequate time. Check. He has three claws that are housed in his forearms and extend via mental commant. Check. He can't be knocked out by anything short of a meteor crashing into him? Sorry no.
Well, no, but it takes more than most people will accept as well. . .

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
He has full range of motion but has adamantium ligaments and tendons? Sorry no.
I'm not sure what it is, obviously not adamantium tendons and ligiments as those are not drawn in when we can see his skeleton. That's why I'm leaving it more ambigous.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Limiting suspension of disbelief doesn't instantaneously make people a) fanboys of the other character or b) Wolverine haters. Just because someone doesn't love something as much as you doesn't mean they hate it...
It's the one sided hypocracy 😉 .

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
It's so spite thread time...
God I hope not, neither of these characters need any more attention than they are currently receiving. . . which is also too much. . particularly hooverspleen . . luberscreen. . . What the hell does Wolverine rhyme with?

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Sure. I'm not really that all to fond of yours, so i'll stick to my own.
Own what? Interpritation?

Sure avoid reality further, I simply stated the fact.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
riiiiiight.....Wolverine record any better? *LOL*
I'm pretty sure Wolverine has failed to rip himself in two. . I'm not even sure if he's tried. . . other than trying to get out of times he's bound up. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
Yes fanboy.

One sided bias arguments? Like "spiderman can rip Wolverine in two"?

If you can site any posts where I explicitly claim for him to be able to do so, be my guess.

You know there some saying about looking in the mirror before calling someone names. You might not know what troll might just pop out.

So he can't be ripped apart due to adamantium bones?

*cough* sarcasm *cough*

Sorry, green hulk. . . Hey, a green Hulk failed to rip him apart. So if you're saying that Spiderman will succeed where Hulk failed, you're basically saying that Spiderman is stronger than Hulk."

So no, the only bullshit, is the bullshit of "spiderman can rip him in two".

Wow, as if he tried. But if you stick with that analogy, he got koed before with a glancing blow. Spider-man was able to stick for more. So i'd guess his less durable now isn't he?

It would be dramatic irony If I were to say that people shouldn't repetitively post in this thread without realising my doing so...

Damn you Creshosk you wiley minx... droolio

What's one sided hypocrisy...? I'm tired... 🙁

Sure Wolverine and Spider-Man have tonnes of threads... but Captain Planet and Papa Smurf have so few.... and I feel sorry for them...

Originally posted by Creshosk
Own what? Interpritation?

Sure avoid reality further, I simply stated the fact.

What fact?

Oh right, you're agreeing with the fact Logan doesn't have connective tissues and that it's all skeleton.

I'm pretty sure Wolverine has failed to rip himself in two. . I'm not even sure if he's tried. . . other than trying to get out of times he's bound up. . .

What's that? Uhmm.....

"Wolverine rip himself"??? WTF

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
If you can site any posts where I explicitly claim for him to be able to do so, be my guess.
Thern why argure the point of him being able to be ripped apart?

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
You know there some saying about looking in the mirror before calling someone names. You might not know what troll might pop out.
I do, and don't see what I'm accsuing you of being. Sorry.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
*cough* sarcasm *cough*
Figured as much, but part of mre was hoping you'd drop the point after that. . .

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Wow, as if he tried. But if you stick with that analogy, he got koed before with a glancing blow.
The minority of the events. . . do not determine the majority of the outcome.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Spider-man was able to stick for more. So i'd guess his less durable now isn't he?
Stick for more? Than one hulk punch? Wolverine has survived more than one hulk punch. What justification is ther e for Spiderman to have done so?

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
What fact?
the fact that there were no remaining attatching ligiments in the sources sited for exposed skeleton.

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Oh right, you're agreeing with the fact Logan doesn't have connective tissues and that it's all skeleton.
Something about the skeleton that's doing the work. Do you even know what the hell you're talking about?

Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
What's that? Uhmm.....

"Wolverine rip himself"??? WTF

That's the record you've got to be talking about because that's the one I was talking about.
Other wise you made an odd leap in logic that I didn't follow, because I'm following a single train of thought. A rareity around here.