Worst funny joke

Ever hear a joke thats crap but you still find it funny?

One i heard was:

Whats red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.

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That cracks me up everytime.

That didnt to me

Exactly its just a crap that makes only you laugh while everyone else looks at you as though youve s**t yourself.

Why did Johny fall of his bike?
because someone hit him with a loaf bread

why didn't johny duck?
because johnys a refrigerator

Actually that did make me laugh a lot!

Originally posted by tabby999
Why did Johny fall of his bike?
because someone hit him with a loaf bread

why didn't johny duck?
because johnys a refrigerator

laughing laughing

oh man..those are so lame, but so funny^-^

Me qaqnd my friend were so heartbroken once when we didnt get the joke at the back of a chocolate button bag, we thought we so thick. I week later i figured out what it was... letss see who can get it first.

Who ate all the milk buttons?

Adam.

I don't get it.

Why did the Idiot burn his ear?

Because he was listening to the match!

How do you get an elephant in a car?

Open the door!

What do you call someone with to heads?

Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!111111111111111111111111111111oneoneoneoneone!!!1

Ever saw that Documetary The Aristocrats?

Originally posted by Slay
Ever saw that Documetary The Aristocrats?

hysterical How do you come up with these jokes, pure genius.

Originally posted by Bloigen
hysterical How do you come up with these jokes, pure genius.

YEP! 😱

Originally posted by Bloigen
hysterical How do you come up with these jokes, pure genius.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't get it.

Who ate all the buttons? Adam!

Had 'em! Thats what it means... totally s**t i know

What orange and sounds like a Parrot?

A carrot!

A dustbin man comes to a house that doesnt have a dustbin out so he knocks on the door, a little chinese man answers.
"mate wheres your dustbin?"
he says: "ive dustbin on the toilet"
"no, mate WHERE IS YOUR DUSTBIN?"
He answers: "i really have just bin on the toilet?"
Annoyed"dude where is your WHEELY bin?"
chinese man- "hokay i tell u, i wheely bin having a wank!"

Originally posted by willman
A dustbin man comes to a house that doesnt have a dustbin out so he knocks on the door, a little chinese man answers.
"mate wheres your dustbin?"
he says: "ive dustbin on the toilet"
"no, mate WHERE IS YOUR DUSTBIN?"
He answers: "i really have just bin on the toilet?"
Annoyed"dude where is your WHEELY bin?"
chinese man- "hokay i tell u, i wheely bin having a wank!"

Originally posted by Corran
classic!

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Man goes into a shop and say's "Can I have a Bee please"
Shop keeper say's "We don't sell Bee's"
The man say's "Well there's one in your window"

Two goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"