Worst funny joke

Originally posted by willman
A dustbin man comes to a house that doesnt have a dustbin out so he knocks on the door, a little chinese man answers.
"mate wheres your dustbin?"
he says: "ive dustbin on the toilet"
"no, mate WHERE IS YOUR DUSTBIN?"
He answers: "i really have just bin on the toilet?"
Annoyed"dude where is your WHEELY bin?"
chinese man- "hokay i tell u, i wheely bin having a wank!"

^BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD^

I heard this one somewhere.
Note: Some may find it sick 😂

A blonde wife goes to the doctor.
Doctor says "You take these capsules and insert one every day for a week in your anus."

When she finishes, her husband asks: "Yo, What did he say?"

- "I don't know, he said something about Uranus."
- "You dumb *****, go back there and ask him again."

She goes back to the doctor. When she returns, she tells her husband: "He told me the capsules are from Uranus and I should invert each one of them every week."
The husband tells her talk to the doctor again.

- "Doc, what did you say I should do with these capsules?"
- The doctor gets slightly annoyed and says: "Just shove them up your ass."

When she meets her husband, she says: "Look, now we've upset the doctor."

Whatever.. 😆

Originally posted by s|m
"You dumb *****"

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