Worst funny joke

Everytime you go down the magic slide and say what you want it appears.
A man goes down the slide and screams silver! And lands in a pile of silver.
A woman goes down the slide and screams Gold! and lands in a pile of gold.
Then another man goes down the slide and shouts Weeeeee!

Originally posted by Libertine
Ever hear a joke thats crap but you still find it funny?

One i heard was:

Whats red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.

😆

That cracks me up everytime.

remember that crappy joke on Conan...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it felt crummy.

when Conan said that joke it was so hilarious

Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other, “Can you smell fish?”

Originally posted by T.M
Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other, “Can you smell fish?”

I like fish.

animal27

Originally posted by Yumcarrots
animal27

That rules.

Phil: Hey Louis! You know what?
Louis: No.
Phil: Me neither...

- Why do people have heads?
- So their necks won't get filled with water when it rains.

A pig kept staring at an outlet on the wall. After a while, he says:
"My god! This poor swine must have been stuck here for ages."

Originally posted by Libertine
Ever hear a joke thats crap but you still find it funny?

One i heard was:

Whats red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.

😆

That cracks me up everytime.

Wow.

🤪

A horse walked into a bar and the barman said 'Why the long face?' 😛

Love that one. 😄

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what goes "clip"?
a one legged horse

whats blue and spongy?
a blue sponge

what brown and sticky?
a stick

what do you call a bear with no paw?
rupert the bastard

What's green and sings. ?
Elvis Parsley....

Why did the mushroom go to the party ?
'cause he was a fun guy !

Originally posted by T.M
What's green and sings. ?
Elvis Parsley....

Why did the mushroom go to the party ?
'cause he was a fun guy !

😂😂lame...but funny

Originally posted by Roulette
😂😂lame...but funny

✅

very lame infact.. but they make me laugh.

Three nuns pass away. When they get to the pearly gates they get asked a question each before they can enter.
The first nun is asked what was the first man and womans name?
She answers 'Adam and Eve' the gates open and she enters.
The second nun is asked where did they live.
She answers 'The garden of Eden' the gates then open and she enters.
The third nun is asked a harder question because she is a mother superior.
What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?
The mother surperior thinks and says 'oh thats a hard one'
the gates then open for her to enter.

Originally posted by Libertine
Three nuns pass away. When they get to the pearly gates they get asked a question each before they can enter.
The first nun is asked what was the first man and womans name?
She answers 'Adam and Eve' the gates open and she enters.
The second nun is asked where did they live.
She answers 'The garden of Eden' the gates then open and she enters.
The third nun is asked a harder question because she is a mother superior.
What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?
The mother surperior thinks and says 'oh thats a hard one'
the gates then open for her to enter.

that one is so old but still its so funny 😂

I know 😆

A woman in the bath heres a knock at the door.
"Who is it"
"Its the blind man" The person answers.
"Oh, well c'mon on in then"
When he walks in he says. "Oh nice t*ts where do you want the blinds?"

Originally posted by Libertine
I know 😆

A woman in the bath heres a knock at the door.
"Who is it"
"Its the blind man" The person answers.
"Oh, well c'mon on in then"
When he walks in he says. "Oh nice t*ts where do you want the blinds?"

😆

I love that joke

hee hee