tell the truth about your self...

Well, I've been masturbating for the past two hours. I think I'm done for today.

ooh,.. you're such a tease...

anyways, i cant fit into my old suits and interview clothes.. i have to seriously trim down.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I'm sure.

its been over a year!!! clap clapping

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
bewbz?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Well, I've been masturbating for the past two hours. I think I'm done for today.

That's just damn sexy. 😐

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Well, I've been masturbating for the past two hours. I think I'm done for today.

only takes me a couple of minutes tops.. i know how to do it right.

haermm

Originally posted by Amazing Vrayo!!
2 hours w/o climax. That's just...well sad! 🙁

Who said it was without climax, you ponce?

I'm not a ponce. I don't even pretend to have any intel. I'm dumb. That's why I say dumb things like that.

Something's awry with my neck.

I just gave a group of 30 drunk ass mexicans a verbal ***** slap.

i introduce myself with having sex, its how i say high/shake hands with women..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just gave a group of 30 drunk ass mexicans a verbal ***** slap.

When I "hear" "ass mexcians", I think of Vida Guerra. Yes, I know she is Cuban.

i sometimes can't tell the difference between.. cubans and other various hispanics from italians in NY..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i sometimes can't tell the difference between.. cubans and other various hispanics from italians in NY..

Lots of Italians look like mexicans. They could actually be Sicilians. The further south you go, the "darker" they get.

Lots of northern Italians have olive green eyes. My father and his family are "northerners."

But, it's really easy to tell the difference between a Guido and a Sanchez, imo.

Just smell them.

Chick just walked by me at work, short ass skirt on, I saw her thong. I said "Hey, I see your thong, babe." She giggled, pulled the top of her skirt up, so I said "Now I can see your ass, how YOU doin'?"

She giggled and blushed.

She just came back to talk to me. She has the same name as my ex. told her I was married and ran away. wuuuuuuuuuut.