tell the truth about your self...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She just came back to talk to me. She has the same name as my ex. told her I was married and ran away. wuuuuuuuuuut.

Why?

You like men?

That's okay. I don't judge.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why?

You like men?

That's okay. I don't judge.

I'm not the one choking on Twishaft doooooooooh.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm not the one choking on Twishaft doooooooooh.

Indeed. That's cause you're already choking on Jedi-Shaft: there's just no room for any more penises in your mouth (or butt)

Wuuuuuuut?

bought smokes yesterday.. was asked for i.d. eyed suspiciously then was asked for my age.. i was so infuriated. 29!! ma'am.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. That's cause you're already choking on Jedi-Shaft: there's just no room for any more penises in your mouth (or butt)

Wuuuuuuut?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lesser of two evils, babe.

Good choice. Bella says that you'll get horrendous bruises if you have nasties with a twivamp. Best keep it to a far inferior person to keep from dying, right? 🙂

Me, Alice treats me delicately, especially when Victoria is helping. 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon
Good choice. Bella says that you'll get horrendous bruises if you have nasties with a twivamp. Best keep it to a far inferior person to keep from dying, right? 🙂

Me, Alice treats me delicately, especially when Victoria is helping. 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Alice is a dominatrix, she uses a strap on 😘

Maybe Alice from Resident Evil, but not Twilight.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Maybe Alice from Resident Evil, but not Twilight.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
bewbz?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Maybe Later.

I know. awesome

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
bought smokes yesterday.. was asked for i.d. eyed suspiciously then was asked for my age.. i was so infuriated. 29!! ma'am.

In certain places I do as well and I am like I am thirty for goodies stake!Anyway I showed it to them anyway. 😎

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@darksidejedi

but the lady looked at my i.d. looked at me and then asked my age it was very annoying she had my i.d.

Not that unbelievable. Where I buy beer, they card me half the time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just smell them.

I wasn't talking to you.

drinking a ton of water here in this hot heat

I'm attempting to cook eggplant Parmesan.

my grandma picked me up some bagles on her way back from Church Camp awew00t