Originally posted by h1a8
DD or stalemate. There is nothing Ymir can do to DD to harm him. But DD can evolve to have a lasting effect on Ymir.
This is the great big problem I have with Doomsday threads. If he's not already strong enough to beat someone, "he can evolve in an instant to beat whoever he's fighting." It's probably as bad as the Flash/Superman/Surfer speedblitz autowins.
Ymir ftw.
Originally posted by Eternal IdolFor Ymir to win means he is able to harm DD. Assuming DD can't harm Ymir then how in the hell could Ymir harm him? Ice (the Justice League Member) couldn't do anything to DD. DD can also survive in deep space (a hair above absolute zero).
This is the great big problem I have with Doomsday threads. If he's not already strong enough to beat someone, "he can evolve in an instant to beat whoever he's fighting." It's probably as bad as the Flash/Superman/Surfer speedblitz autowins.Ymir ftw.
What the hell is Ymir going to do to DD? You can argue stalemate but certainly not a win for Ymir.
Originally posted by h1a8
Then please explain how he would harm DD in the slightest.
Do the math. At over 1000 feet tall, with size increasing according to cold temperatures (which he is capable of inducing himself), that means a flaccid penis length of at least 42 feet and a girth of approximately the same value. Assuming an ultimate tensile strength of 2.8 GPa (and really, it could be much, much higher depending on the orientation of the magic ice crystals composing his penis), one can begin to imagine the incredible amount of pull that Ymir would repeatedly have to apply just to achieve an erection.
Likewise, once an erection was achieved, Doomsday would find himself face with a 140' colossus with compressive strength far, far in excess of the puny 443 GPa (minimum) exhibited by Ymir's member when it is quiescent. Once Ymir's superior leverage, thrust, and sexual technique acquired over a vast immortal lifetime are taken in, I think it is quite obvious that Doomsday is screwed.
Originally posted by Simbon
Do the math. At over 1000 feet tall, with size increasing according to cold temperatures (which he is capable of inducing himself), that means a flaccid penis length of at least 42 feet and a girth of approximately the same value. Assuming an ultimate tensile strength of 2.8 GPa (and really, it could be much, much higher depending on the orientation of the magic ice crystals composing his penis), one can begin to imagine the incredible amount of pull that Ymir would repeatedly have to apply just to achieve an erection.Likewise, once an erection was achieved, Doomsday would find himself face with a 140' colossus with compressive strength far, far in excess of the puny 443 GPa (minimum) exhibited by Ymir's member when it is quiescent. Once Ymir's superior leverage, thrust, and sexual technique acquired over a vast immortal lifetime are taken in, I think it is quite obvious that Doomsday is screwed.
What. The. Phuck...? 😂
Originally posted by Simbon
Do the math. At over 1000 feet tall, with size increasing according to cold temperatures (which he is capable of inducing himself), that means a flaccid penis length of at least 42 feet and a girth of approximately the same value. Assuming an ultimate tensile strength of 2.8 GPa (and really, it could be much, much higher depending on the orientation of the magic ice crystals composing his penis), one can begin to imagine the incredible amount of pull that Ymir would repeatedly have to apply just to achieve an erection.Likewise, once an erection was achieved, Doomsday would find himself face with a 140' colossus with compressive strength far, far in excess of the puny 443 GPa (minimum) exhibited by Ymir's member when it is quiescent. Once Ymir's superior leverage, thrust, and sexual technique acquired over a vast immortal lifetime are taken in, I think it is quite obvious that Doomsday is screwed.
Originally posted by Simbon😂
Do the math. At over 1000 feet tall, with size increasing according to cold temperatures (which he is capable of inducing himself), that means a flaccid penis length of at least 42 feet and a girth of approximately the same value. Assuming an ultimate tensile strength of 2.8 GPa (and really, it could be much, much higher depending on the orientation of the magic ice crystals composing his penis), one can begin to imagine the incredible amount of pull that Ymir would repeatedly have to apply just to achieve an erection.Likewise, once an erection was achieved, Doomsday would find himself face with a 140' colossus with compressive strength far, far in excess of the puny 443 GPa (minimum) exhibited by Ymir's member when it is quiescent. Once Ymir's superior leverage, thrust, and sexual technique acquired over a vast immortal lifetime are taken in, I think it is quite obvious that Doomsday is screwed.
Sad part is this is better than any of h1's math
Originally posted by h1a8
Ymir trying to hurt DD with Ice is like someone trying to hurt Superman with a glass bottle. Come on now, it's ice (water). DD can just stand there and Ymir won't even put a scratch on him. Ymir trying to step on DD is like me trying to step on a small diamond with my bare feet. The only thing that is going to happen is me damage myself.
Yeah! And come to think of it, anybody who punches Doomsday should wind up with stumps! It's stupid that their hands don't just explode on impact! They're just skin, muscle, and bone! Superman and co. should be nothing but blood smears and pulp ten times over!!
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Originally posted by Eternal IdolIce is ice and Superman is Superman. Trying to convince someone that ice can hurt Superman is just like trying to say that Superman isn't even bulletproof. Both DD and Superman are far harder and tougher than ice.
Yeah! And come to think of it, anybody who punches Doomsday should wind up with stumps! It's stupid that their hands don't just explode on impact! They're just skin, muscle, and bone! Superman and co. should be nothing but blood smears and pulp ten times over!!🙄