Ymir vs. Doomsday

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Originally posted by h1a8
Ymir trying to hurt DD with Ice is like someone trying to hurt Superman with a glass bottle. Come on now, it's ice (water). DD can just stand there and Ymir won't even put a scratch on him. Ymir trying to step on DD is like me trying to step on a small diamond with my bare feet. The only thing that is going to happen is me damage myself.
Did you honestly attempt a serious response? 😂

Originally posted by h1a8
Ymir trying to hurt DD with Ice is like someone trying to hurt Superman with a glass bottle. Come on now, it's ice (water). DD can just stand there and Ymir won't even put a scratch on him. Ymir trying to step on DD is like me trying to step on a small diamond with my bare feet. The only thing that is going to happen is me damage myself.

Hey, if you've got a problem with it then talk to science about it. The numbers don't lie: in the contest between Doomsday and Ymir's penis, Doomsday is at best like a grain of sand in the vaseline -- a slight hint of pain that only adds an additional layer of complexity to the Frost Giant's voluptuous pleasures.

By the way, has Doomsday ever died by drowning before?

Well aren't we being selective now? Ice > flesh and bone. You lose.

Originally posted by h1a8
Ice is ice and Superman is Superman. Trying to convince someone that ice can hurt Superman is just like trying to say that Superman isn't even bulletproof. Both DD and Superman are far harder and tougher than ice.

Anyone who's not some metaphysical abstract or made entirely of pure adamantium doesn't stand a chance against Doomsday, and even then, they'd only win the first fight!
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Originally posted by h1a8
Ice is ice and Superman is Superman. Trying to convince someone that ice can hurt Superman is just like trying to say that Superman isn't even bulletproof. Both DD and Superman are far harder and tougher than ice.

Not just ice. Magic ice. Even at his best, Doomsday is just a magic ice vulva waiting to be penetrated by Ymir.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

[QUOTE=13459166]Originally posted by Eternal Idol
[B]This is the great big problem I have with Doomsday threads. If he's not already strong enough to beat someone, "he can evolve in an instant to beat whoever he's fighting." It's probably as bad as the Flash/Superman/Surfer speedblitz autowins.

Or the sbp im immune to magic bullshit. SO my high hearld ass can take on a magically enchanted high end skyfather.

Ymir gonna put hurt on Doomsday

Originally posted by Uriel005
Ymir gonna put hurt on Doomsday
With ice? Are you crazy? Do you know that DD is far far harder and more tougher than ice. You need to be much harder than a diamond to put a scratch on him. Ymir trying to harm him physically is like me trying to harm a diamond with my flesh.

WTF?

Do you not know who Ymir is?

Question for ya, h1. Do you think Doomsday would beat Surtur?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
WTF?

Do you not know who Ymir is?

Question for ya, h1. Do you think Doomsday would beat Surtur?

Yes I know who Ymir is. There is nothing he can do to DD. He can't freeze him nor hurt him physically with Ice. Ice to DD is like tissue paper to a human. And I didn't claim DD could beat Ymir, I claimed that Ymir can't beat DD. DD does have a chance to beat Ymir through evolving though.

Originally posted by h1a8
Yes I know who Ymir is.

Okay.

Originally posted by h1a8
There is nothing he can do to DD. He can't freeze him nor hurt him physically with Ice. Ice to DD is like tissue paper to a human. And I didn't claim DD could beat Ymir, I claimed that Ymir can't beat DD. DD does have a chance to beat Ymir through evolving though.

Okay, so no, you don't know who he is.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Okay.

Okay, so no, you don't know who he is.

Prove me wrong then. I don't follow stupid ABC logic that he is a threat to Odin and peers with Surtur as why he would win.

That logic is dumb. It is totally irrelevant to the fight against DD.
You must prove the impossible. And that is how in the hell ice is going to do anything to DD but tickle him.

Originally posted by h1a8
Ice to DD is like tissue paper to a human.

In the contest between Doomsday and Ymir's penis, I'm afraid it is Doomsday who is going to be playing the role of tissue paper.

Originally posted by h1a8
Prove me wrong then...
You must prove the impossible. And that is how in the hell ice is going to do anything to DD but tickle him.

I've already shown you the calculations.

Ice to Thor is like tissue paper. And seeing as that's Ymir's only power being made of ice and being cold, he stands no chance against Thor

Originally posted by h1a8
Prove me wrong then. I don't follow stupid ABC logic that he is a threat to Odin and peers with Surtur as why he would win.

That logic is dumb. It is totally irrelevant to the fight against DD.
You must prove the impossible. And that is how in the hell ice is going to do anything to DD but tickle him.

And that's stupid ABC logic...how? Ymir is leagues beyond Thor and in another tier entirely. He is a legitimate threat to Odin, who is vastly beyond Doomsday, and peers with Surtur, who likewise is a threat to Odin and vastly beyond Doomsday.

The only thing dumb is the fact that you honestly believe that Ymir's only avenue is conventional ice based attacks, which only proves my point that, no, you don't know who the hell Ymir is.

Do you read any Thor comics at all outside of selective feat/scan reading?

Jokes on you

H1 doesn't even read Thor scans

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Jokes on you

H1 doesn't even read Thor scans

😆

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
And that's stupid ABC logic...how? Ymir is leagues beyond Thor and in another tier entirely. He is a legitimate threat to Odin, who is vastly beyond Doomsday, and peers with Surtur, who likewise is a threat to Odin and vastly beyond Doomsday.

The only thing dumb is the fact that you honestly believe that Ymir's only avenue is conventional ice based attacks, which only proves my point that, no, you don't know who the hell Ymir is.

Do you read any Thor comics at all outside of selective feat/scan reading?

It is a false statement to say someone don't know who the hell a character is because they haven't read All of their appearances (I probably have anyway). I guess you don't know who Thor is.

With that said, cold attacks and physical attacks are all Ymir has. I dare you to prove me wrong. Geez, People think I'm stupid these days.

Originally posted by h1a8
It is a false statement to say someone don't know who the hell a character is because they haven't read All of their appearances (I probably have anyway). I guess you don't know who Thor is.

With that said, cold attacks and physical attacks are all Ymir has. I dare you to prove me wrong. Geez, People think I'm stupid these days.

Not just these days.

When Billy Batson says "Shazam", that ain't no ordinary lightning bolt that hits him in the chest. Yet somehow you seem to think that Ymir's ice is just ordinary ice -- in which case every single appearance he's had would be a case of PIS where the hero was artificially weakened to the point that they couldn't overcome a walking ice-berg.

Originally posted by Simbon
Not just these days.

When Billy Batson says "Shazam", that ain't no ordinary lightning bolt that hits him in the chest. Yet somehow you seem to think that Ymir's ice is just ordinary ice -- in which case every single appearance he's had would be a case of PIS where the hero was artificially weakened to the point that they couldn't overcome a walking ice-berg.

Freezing things and hitting things are two different things 😱