Vinny Valentine

Vinny Valentine doesn’t make PB&J, He forces Chipmunks too.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t eat his PD&J, He fondles it.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t Bash Members, he educates them.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t masturbate, every two hours it just happens.
Vinny Valentine isn’t a pervert, everyone else is.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t like fat chicks, so they commit suicide.
Vinny Valentine isn’t god, he’s just the father.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t get mad, he gets glad.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t get put on polls; if he does he eats them.
Girls check under there blankets at night hoping Vinny Valentine is there.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t die; he eats other humans and rejuvenates.
Vinny Valentine watches Anime; this is why girls like anime
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need a condom, that’s that.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t kill in Halo2, he owns.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need food, food needs him.
Vinny Valentine didn’t grab your ass, he groped it.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need ecstasy pills to be happy; his brain makes them for him.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t watch TV, TV watches Vinny Valentine.
Diamonds are made when Vinny Valentine gets constipated.
Vinny Valentine didn’t need parents growing up, they needed him.
Vinny Valentine has balls of steel.
Horny was a word made when Vinny Valentine came out of the womb.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t impress people, they impress him.
Wars started between Middle Eastern and American people because they wanted to prove which side of Vinny Valentines face was hotter.
Vinny Valentine has gotten 13 STD’s and has invented 6 new ones.
STD’s don’t affect Vinny Valentine.
When Vinny Valentine bleeds, it turns to rubies.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need money, but he steals it anyway.
Vinny Valentine is actually a Spy who is trained to have sex.
No one needs to worry, Vinny Valentine knows CPR.
Vinny Valentine once made an appearance on TV, but it could never be showed due to the fact that he was naked.
Vinny Valentine had a twin, but it died because it wasn’t worthy.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t have friends, he has enemies.
Vinny Valentine forces people to do the things they do.
Vinny Valentine is a Jedi.
The Dinosaurs died out because Vinny Valentine thought they were too big.
The Ozone layer isn’t getting worse; Vinny Valentine just turned the sun up.
The Real name of Jupiter is Valentines Ball, ‘nuff said.
The Sun is a mirror image of Vinny Valentine.
Vinny Valentine doesn't Spam, but he eats it for breakfast.
Vinny Valentine doesn't get banned, he secretly gets made an Admin.

vincent

Are you trying to immortalize yourself with Vinny Valentine jokes in replacement of Chuck Norris jokes? 🥷

**Doesn't read a word**

Seriously man,enough is enough

Originally posted by Captain REX
Are you trying to immortalize yourself with Vinny Valentine jokes in replacement of Chuck Norris jokes? 🥷

Vinny Valentine is really Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
**Doesn't read a word**

Seriously man,enough is enough

Vinny Valentine doesn't like K.Diddy,but thats okay because K.Diddy is a figment of his imagination.

That's what I said when you joined. 😊

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine doesn’t make PB&J, He forces Chipmunks too.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t eat his PD&J, He fondles it.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t Bash Members, he educates them.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t masturbate, every two hours it just happens.
Vinny Valentine isn’t a pervert, everyone else is.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t like fat chicks, so they commit suicide.
Vinny Valentine isn’t god, he’s just the father.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t get mad, he gets glad.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t get put on polls; if he does he eats them.
Girls check under there blankets at night hoping Vinny Valentine is there.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t die; he eats other humans and rejuvenates.
Vinny Valentine watches Anime; this is why girls like anime
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need a condom, that’s that.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t kill in Halo2, he owns.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need food, food needs him.
Vinny Valentine didn’t grab your ass, he groped it.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need ecstasy pills to be happy; his brain makes them for him.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t watch TV, TV watches Vinny Valentine.
Diamonds are made when Vinny Valentine gets constipated.
Vinny Valentine didn’t need parents growing up, they needed him.
Vinny Valentine has balls of steel.
Horny was a word made when Vinny Valentine came out of the womb.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t impress people, they impress him.
Wars started between Middle Eastern and American people because they wanted to prove which side of Vinny Valentines face was hotter.
Vinny Valentine has gotten 13 STD’s and has invented 6 new ones.
STD’s don’t affect Vinny Valentine.
When Vinny Valentine bleeds, it turns to rubies.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need money, but he steals it anyway.
Vinny Valentine is actually a Spy who is trained to have sex.
No one needs to worry, Vinny Valentine knows CPR.
Vinny Valentine once made an appearance on TV, but it could never be showed due to the fact that he was naked.
Vinny Valentine had a twin, but it died because it wasn’t worthy.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t have friends, he has enemies.
Vinny Valentine forces people to do the things they do.
Vinny Valentine is a Jedi.
The Dinosaurs died out because Vinny Valentine thought they were too big.
The Ozone layer isn’t getting worse; Vinny Valentine just turned the sun up.
The Real name of Jupiter is Valentines Ball, ‘nuff said.
The Sun is a mirror image of Vinny Valentine.
Vinny Valentine doesn't Spam, but he eats it for breakfast.
Vinny Valentine doesn't get banned, he secretly gets made an Admin.

vincent

Originally posted by K.Diddy
**Doesn't read a word**

Seriously man,enough is enough

this is just sad ❌

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
❌

this is just sad ❌

Vinny Valentine is Maynards Brother in disguise.

Vinny Valentine accidently shot Maynard in the head but breathed on him so he survived

What, the Vinny jokes or K.Diddy trying to ruin a non-Diddy thread again?

Vinny Valentine wrote the bible, but decided not to publish it due to paparazzi.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine doesn’t make PB&J, He forces Chipmunks too.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t eat his PD&J, He fondles it.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t Bash Members, he educates them.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t masturbate, every two hours it just happens.
Vinny Valentine isn’t a pervert, everyone else is.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t like fat chicks, so they commit suicide.
Vinny Valentine isn’t god, he’s just the father.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t get mad, he gets glad.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t get put on polls; if he does he eats them.
Girls check under there blankets at night hoping Vinny Valentine is there.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t die; he eats other humans and rejuvenates.
Vinny Valentine watches Anime; this is why girls like anime
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need a condom, that’s that.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t kill in Halo2, he owns.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need food, food needs him.
Vinny Valentine didn’t grab your ass, he groped it.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need ecstasy pills to be happy; his brain makes them for him.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t watch TV, TV watches Vinny Valentine.
Diamonds are made when Vinny Valentine gets constipated.
Vinny Valentine didn’t need parents growing up, they needed him.
Vinny Valentine has balls of steel.
Horny was a word made when Vinny Valentine came out of the womb.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t impress people, they impress him.
Wars started between Middle Eastern and American people because they wanted to prove which side of Vinny Valentines face was hotter.
Vinny Valentine has gotten 13 STD’s and has invented 6 new ones.
STD’s don’t affect Vinny Valentine.
When Vinny Valentine bleeds, it turns to rubies.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t need money, but he steals it anyway.
Vinny Valentine is actually a Spy who is trained to have sex.
No one needs to worry, Vinny Valentine knows CPR.
Vinny Valentine once made an appearance on TV, but it could never be showed due to the fact that he was naked.
Vinny Valentine had a twin, but it died because it wasn’t worthy.
Vinny Valentine doesn’t have friends, he has enemies.
Vinny Valentine forces people to do the things they do.
Vinny Valentine is a Jedi.
The Dinosaurs died out because Vinny Valentine thought they were too big.
The Ozone layer isn’t getting worse; Vinny Valentine just turned the sun up.
The Real name of Jupiter is Valentines Ball, ‘nuff said.
The Sun is a mirror image of Vinny Valentine.
Vinny Valentine doesn't Spam, but he eats it for breakfast.
Vinny Valentine doesn't get banned, he secretly gets made an Admin.

vincent

👇

It says that God made the Earth in Seven Days, but Seven Days earlier Vinny Valentine made God. 🪩

Vinny Valentine is the reason why Waldo is hiding! 😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
What, the Vinny jokes or K.Diddy trying to ruin a non-Diddy thread again?

The Vinny jokes 🙂

Originally posted by Amun~RA
Vinny Valentine is the reason why Waldo is hiding! 😐

clapping

😆

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
It says that God made the Earth in Seven Days, but Seven Days earlier Vinny Valentine made God. 🪩

Originally posted by Amun~RA
Vinny Valentine is the reason why Waldo is hiding! 😐

👆

Originally posted by K.Diddy
The Vinny jokes 🙂

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine is really Chuck Norris.

Vinny Valentine doesn't like K.Diddy,but thats okay because K.Diddy is a figment of his imagination.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

Vinny Valentine doesn't like K.Diddy,but thats okay because K.Diddy is a figment of his imagination.

👆 That's the spirit

I think you should just quote that every time K.Diddy says something negative about you. 😄

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
I think you should just quote that every time K.Diddy says something negative about you. 😄

😆 Same

Vinny Valentine once roundhouse kicked a horse on the chin, it's ancestors are now known as giraffs. 😐

Vinny Valentine planted the rain forest.