Vinny Valentine

If you come home to find Vinny doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Vinny gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action

Vinny Valentine doesn't kidnap people, he accomplishes their dream to be his prisoner.

Vinny is the only person to win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Vinny Doesn't break eggs, He round house kicks them.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
Vinny is the only person to win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

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In String Theory, the entire universe is vibrating. In Vinny fact, the entire universe is vibrating from a roundhouse kick

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Vinny calls the pile of dead ninjas in front of his house.

That's more than 7 words.

Vinny Valentine says seven is a fake number.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine says seven is a fake number.

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You bastard.

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Vinny Valentine is his own father.

The only person to ever defeat Vinny Valentine was Bruce Lee.

The only person to ever defeat Bruce Lee was Bloigen.

The Only person to ever defeat Bloigen was Vinny's Father, Vinny.

The Only person to ever defeat Vinny's Father, Vinny was Bloigens pet rock.

more than 9 numbers.

Originally posted by Bloigen
The Only person to ever defeat Vinny's Father, Vinny was Bloigens pet rock.

Vinny Valentine made Bloigens pet rock.

Bloigen's KMC's mascot.

Originally posted by xyz revolution
Bloigen's KMC's mascot.

Bloigen made everything. Including himself.

Before Bloigen existed there was nothing. Which Bloigen later invented.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Bloigen made everything. Including himself.

Before Bloigen existed there was nothing. Which Bloigen later invented.