If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Vinny says its beef, then it's ****ing beef
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Inspectah Decklife is a dream
Vinny is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
😂
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Amun~RAStatic Stance
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck Geico saved 15% by switching to Vinny.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine Playboy was named after Vinny's Penis.
😆
Most boot's are made for walkin, Vinny Valentines boot's ain't that merciful.
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Vinny ValentineVinny Valentine
Guns don't kill people, Vinny Does. (With sex of course)
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Amun~RAStatic Stance
Google wont search for Vinny Valentine because it knows you don't find Vinny Valentine, he finds you.
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Inspectah Decklife is a dream
Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Vinny during sex, because they are doing the same thing
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Vinny ValentineVinny Valentine
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Vinny during sex, because they are doing the same thing
😆 Oh my god that ones good, I love it.
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Amun~RAStatic Stance
Vinny Valentine wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Vinny ValentineVinny Valentine
Vinny Doesn't worry about death, Death worries about him.
(Made that one up 😛)
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Inspectah Decklife is a dream
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine 😆 Oh my god that ones good, I love it.
I was dying when I read it 😆
Vinny does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
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Amun~RAStatic Stance
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck I was dying when I read it 😆
Vinny does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
😆 omg, thats dumb and funny at the same time.
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Inspectah Decklife is a dream
Vinny died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Vinny ValentineVinny Valentine
Vinny doesn't rent movies, he owns them.
😛 I don't know why I posted this one 😂
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Amun~RAStatic Stance
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it, Vinny jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Inspectah Decklife is a dream
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Vinny is watching.
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Hack BenjaminRestricted
Vinny Valentine can believe it's not butter. Vinny Valentine can eat just one potato chip. When Vinny Valentine go's outside, the sun has to put on tanning lotion..
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Vinny ValentineVinny Valentine
Originally posted by Hack Benjamin Vinny Valentine can believe it's not butter. Vinny Valentine can eat just one potato chip. When Vinny Valentine go's outside, the sun has to put on tanning lotion..
😂
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Amun~RAStatic Stance
Originally posted by Hack Benjamin Vinny Valentine can believe it's not butter. Vinny Valentine can eat just one potato chip. When Vinny Valentine go's outside, the sun has to put on tanning lotion..