Vinny Valentine

No,but honestly no pun intended(this time 🙂 ) but seriously, is this meant to be funny 😕

Vinny Valentine IS the rain forest. 🪩

Originally posted by K.Diddy
No,but honestly no pun intended(this time 🙂 ) but seriously, is this meant to be funny 😕

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine doesn't like K.Diddy,but thats okay because K.Diddy is a figment of his imagination.

Vinny Valentine made Cucumbers for one reason.

Vinny Valentine once walked down the street with a hard-on, no one survived. 😐

**yawns and leaves**

Originally posted by K.Diddy
**yawns and leaves**

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine doesn't like K.Diddy,but thats okay because K.Diddy is a figment of his imagination.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
Vinny Valentine once walked down the street with a hard-on, no one survived. 😐

Vinny Valentine invented Hard-ons.

Vinny sleeps with the night light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Vinny sleeps with the night light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him

😂

Vinny doesn't burst, he explodes.

Vinny doesn't explode, he detonates.

Kids check under their bed for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Vinny Valentine. 😐

Vinny Doesn't Detonate, he Implodes.

Vinny sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Vinny roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

See, that was just a Chuck Norris replacement...

The movie series Missing in Action aren't Hollywood movies, it's home video of Vinny Valentine kicking ass in Veitnam. 😐

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
See, that was just a Chuck Norris replacement...

Vinny once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Vinny?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right

Originally posted by Amun~RA
all this shit is. 😬

😂

Vinny Valentine recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Vinny puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Originally posted by Amun~RA
Vinny Valentine recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

😂

Men get mad when Vinny Valentine looks at there girlfriends and they instantly want to give him oral sex.