Scantily dressed=****?

Originally posted by BackFire
I'll let a woman dress me when I get to dress her. That's my stance. And most women know better than to let me dress them up how I like.

dont bullshit us backfire. if the sex was good enough, you'd let her dress you up like a clown. just admit it.

See? And you know somewhere a girl is reading that going "Hehehe, he's SO funny! Aww!"

Like Hannibal Lecter. He makes Mason Verger peel his own face off and feed it to dogs, but you can't help loving the man because he's charming.

-AC

Originally posted by PVS
dont bullshit us backfire. if the sex was good enough, you'd let her dress you up like a clown. just admit it.

During sex? Hell, it would be my idea. I'd do things with that little squeeze horn that would land me in prison in 48 states.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
See? And you know somewhere a girl is reading that going "Hehehe, he's SO funny! Aww!"

Like Hannibal Lecter. He makes Mason Verger peel his own face off and feed it to dogs, but you can't help loving the man because he's charming.

-AC

i just know that backfire is a man who loves his porn and thus sex. i would wager good money that if a girl was hot enough and could make his toes curl backwards daily, he would forsake his own golden rule 😛

Originally posted by BackFire
I'd do things with that little squeeze horn that would land me in prison in 48 states.

😱 😂

not to mention the grotesque perversion of the squirting flower

Originally posted by BackFire
I'll let a woman dress me when I get to dress her. That's my stance. And most women know better than to let me dress them up how I like.

I'm thinking...clown shoes, a cap made to look like a chicken, bottle of Hot Sauce, and a lot of plastic wrap.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I'm thinking...clown shoes, a cap made to look like a chicken, bottle of Hot Sauce, and a lot of plastic wrap.

Don't forget the golf balls.

god...why...oh why did i initiate such horrid visuals crybaby

Masochist?

I just realised I'm in a thread with a guy who's status is "Masturbator" and another who calls himself "Mr. Body Massage Machine."

Yes, bye.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
Don't forget the golf balls.

...used as earrings?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I just realised I'm in a thread with a guy who's status is "Masturbator" and another who calls himself "Mr. Body Massage Machine."

Yes, bye.

-AC

Okay Mr Play my Charade.

If that's not sexual innuendo I don't know what is.

Oh you f*ck off. Ok? Shut up and go away.

Just go right away.

-AC

I love when you talk dirty to me.

Originally posted by BackFire
Okay Mr Play my Charade.

If it's a charade, I wonder what it really is?

I bet it's something 'new'.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I just realised I'm in a thread with a guy who's status is "Masturbator" and another who calls himself "Mr. Body Massage Machine."

Yes, bye.

-AC

i was appointed by the moderators and it is my responsibility to masturbate whenever i have free time at the computer. i do my job TO A TEE, and you should respect my work ethic.

These last few posts............ 😂

whats so damn funny? backfire's clown fetish, ac's dominatrix routine, or my job?

Originally posted by PVS
whats so damn funny? backfire's clown fetish, ac's dominatrix routine, or my job?

You dream of each other don't you???

dirty love = spunk

That's what you love. You love the spunk as it covers your face.

Is it something like this????..........lol