The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyF6Wcbc-0&feature=player_embedded

If this doesn't induce an erection, you should question your sexual orientation immediately.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyF6Wcbc-0&feature=player_embedded

If this doesn't induce an erection, you should question your sexual orientation immediately.

Watching a male video game character running around does not induce an erection for me.

So I guess the next question is, what does that make my orientation? mmm

Ezio Auditore is BAMF.

And the Revelations trailer (with Wookid's Iron playing in the background) was sick as hell.

Assassins Creed continues to be the greatest series in video game history. And yes the trailer was one of the best I've ever seen.

In other news, I had my new Skull Candy headphones for less than a month and.... they're ruined. haermm

So I guess the next question is, what does that make my orientation?

I think you answered that with the following:

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
In other news, I had my new Skull Candy headphones for less than a month and.... they're ruined. haermm

My brother has those headphones.

I have the 10 dollar JVC Gummy earphones.

Yes, I'm cheap. It's expected of my kind.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
It's expected of my kind.

You're Jewish?

I brought my headphones at Tesco.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I brought my headphones at Tesco.

Did you know Tesco is Latin for gay? sneer

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
You're Jewish?

Nah, the next level: Indian

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Nah, the next level: Indian

Dot or feathers? Casino or tech. support?

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Dot or feathers?

Dot.

Cheapness

Shoulda got the tech. support jab in there sooner. mmm

Haha

TBH, a lot of Indians aren't cheap (especially Indian-Americans). Cheap is considered a negative term, which makes it not a proper description. That being said, we always look for a bargain and make sure things are worth the price.

If you go to India, you realize that bargaining is the norm when shopping.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Nah, the next level: Indian

God dammit Gideon, I had to actually watch some of that game because of you. haermm

Since we were kinda on the topic...

...I've always wondered why once they realized Columbus's mishap, they continued to call Native Americans "Indians," when clearly they weren't in India and these people weren't actual Indians.