The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by ares8343,287 pages

Jesus... The sooner we got out of the Middle East the better IMO. All we are really doing is pissing everyone off even more.

Troops are coming home by Christmas. Obama held his promise.

Now pray we don't find ourselves in Iran in the next few years.

Afghanistan's just pissed because we're pulling out and leaving it to dry.

I wonder what'll happen back home with elections coming up.

The Republican debates have become a joke- in fact, all of the candidates are clowns save for Ron Paul, who is always subject to ridiculous questions or lack of screentime.

Anyway, Obama will likely get re-elected.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
People haven't liked us for [B]years.

Honestly, if we decided to stir some shit up in Pakistan, and Afghanistan joined up with Pakistan, it would be as screwed as Pakistan. [/B]

The whole list is interesting, but #1 is what you just reminded me of.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The whole list is interesting, but #1 is what you just reminded me of.
****ing awesome.

You're so lucky you guys are right above us. America is kickass.

I always figured that you guys were the lucky ones being under us. You catch all the shit, juices and fallen detritus that we toss out, thereby making you the proud owners of discarded bacon bits and Bryan Adams. The world thinks you a better place for it.

You're welcome.

Uhhh... holy shit @ the current $10k bid for a 15 minute phone call with ex-Journey singer Steve Perry.

How'd you get that kind of money?

Whoring.

That's a big market in Kentucky.

Nah, that's a level of dedication I cannot {for monetary reasons} duplicate.

How long did you sell your family into slavery for that phonecall?

You honestly think me capable of selling out my own family for some selfish whim? 😐

Yes.

...............three months

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I always figured that you guys were the lucky ones being under us. You catch all the shit, juices and fallen detritus that we toss out, thereby making you the proud owners of discarded bacon bits and Bryan Adams. The world thinks you a better place for it.

[b]You're welcome. [/B]

Canadians are such cleanly people that's alright.

Our Canadian is an exception. He's a dirty, dirty man.

He's a dirty smuggler. A dirty, dirty smuggler...

Well, I believe he smuggled some Canadian meat into Neph's British meat-locker. sneer