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Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
"When automakers were first installing automated voice prompts in cars ("your door is ajar"😉 decades ago, their consumer research found that people overwhelmingly preferred female voices to male ones, said Tim Bajarin, a Silicon Valley analyst and president of Creative Strategies Inc.

This may explain why in almost all GPS navigation systems on the market, the default voice is female. One notable exception has been Germany, where BMW was forced to recall a female-voiced navigation system on its 5 Series cars in the late 1990s after being flooded with calls from German men saying they refused to take directions from a woman."

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/21/tech/innovation/female-computer-voices/index.html?hpt=hp_bn6

What the hell, Nai?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yes, but they were doing that before they thought I was a girl so meh.

This is strangely appropriate:

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Just use the pillow you idiot! Its right there!

I've always been Bulma.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
What the hell, Nai?

In the land of Michael Schumacher and Sebastian Vettel, we know that women can't drive. Seriously? I, personally, prefer my car speaking to me with a (sexy) female voice, which might spawn from the fact, that the male counterpart of my nav-system sounds like a bored robot.

Edit: Nice sig, Blax. 🙄

Like cholera in a confined space, I'm inescapable.
😂

Aw, who would want to escape from you Zam, you're lovely.

Originally posted by Borbarad
In the land of Michael Schumacher and Sebastian Vettel, we know that women can't drive. Seriously? I, personally, prefer my car speaking to me with a (sexy) female voice, which might spawn from the fact, that the male counterpart of my nav-system sounds like a bored robot.

Edit: Nice sig, Blax. 🙄

I will be changing it soon though. Just need a good render and a good theme.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Aw, who would want to escape from you Zam, you're lovely.

From my collection of dating tips!

You've been on dates?

I don't see what that has to do with my upcoming self help book.

Gideon, before you go over to the MVF I just want to say: I regret nothing.

Neph, link?

Zampanó
I don't see what that has to do with my upcoming self help book.

Authenticity?

No link 4 you.

Its easy to find anyway.

Then what ze hell are you tlkn bout?

Originally posted by Borbarad
Profiled.

I see.

😐

Profiled wut?

Y u so lazy?

Just look in his ****ing profile you clown.

Oh.

I see.

Well... this is.... ermm

Goddamn you completely ruined that entire conversation you lazyass bum.

I'm glad Borb is now my master.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Neph, link?

Authenticity?

(The quote is the entire book.)