The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Nephthys3,287 pages

Deep Wang.

wut

I'm watching a Transformers 3 review and it seemed appropriate.

That film was just bad, man. Bad.

"Deep Wang. Micheal Bay Deep Wanged the audience is what happened."

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Well, I believe he smuggled some Canadian meat into Neph's British meat-locker. sneer
It was a bacon-wrapped sausage, oddly enough. Figured I'd slip dear old Mummy England some sweet juicy love.

...I've yet to see it. Are there robot fights?

In Transformers 3?

Yeah, although the climatic fight is a robotic POS...

But, to recap, in Transformers 3 there are robots who fight other robots by using their respective skills and abilities in an attempt to subdue each other?

Aye, although the way two particular robots are subdued is complete metallic dookie.

Originally posted by ares834
Jesus... The sooner we got out of the Middle East the better IMO. All we are really doing is pissing everyone off even more.

Yes! But as long as there's Oil in the middle east, no one's leaving.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Afghanistan's just pissed because we're pulling out and leaving it to dry.

Go figure..

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
Yes! But as long as there's Oil in the middle east, no one's leaving.
At least "not until (the U.S.) finds a way to make Canada scary."

Originally posted by Zampanó
But, to recap, in Transformers 3 there are robots who fight other robots by using their respective skills and abilities in an attempt to subdue each other?

Theres some of that yes. But the maority of the movie is spent following the character of Sam Witwiki as he tries to find a job and be the most annoying human being alive. Most of the movie is about the annoying human characters and comic relief.

"When automakers were first installing automated voice prompts in cars ("your door is ajar"😉 decades ago, their consumer research found that people overwhelmingly preferred female voices to male ones, said Tim Bajarin, a Silicon Valley analyst and president of Creative Strategies Inc.

This may explain why in almost all GPS navigation systems on the market, the default voice is female. One notable exception has been Germany, where BMW was forced to recall a female-voiced navigation system on its 5 Series cars in the late 1990s after being flooded with calls from German men saying they refused to take directions from a woman."

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/21/tech/innovation/female-computer-voices/index.html?hpt=hp_bn6

What the hell, Nai?

Jesus ****. Nai, go slap your fellow countrymen.

I'm a man so there should be no problems in following my orders.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm a man so there should be no problems in following my orders.
Some times we wonder...

You're not the only ones. The folks over in the VG forums think I'm a chubby young girl with glasses and big boobs.

Are they asking for your email address, sending you pictures of their photoshopped abs and junk?

Yes, but they were doing that before they thought I was a girl so meh.

This is strangely appropriate:

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Just use the pillow you idiot! Its right there!