The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Turr_Phennir

Could you repeat that with less wank please?

I'm not fluent in this... Less-Wank.... describe it for me?

Its like this:

All the spunk it replaced with happy balloons!

At least I hope they're balloons. mmm

What power is this? That fingers generate snowflakes and balloons?

Thats no moon finger.

That is definitely a finger.

I know it looks a little large in comparison to your own, but I assure you that is a cock.

Neph
I know it looks a little large in comparison to your own, but I assure you that is a cock.

Well said.

Ok, time to lay my sleepy head.

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Let the joy of dream land find me.

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Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Well I wouldn't go that far. There's always a right or wrong

Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.

Handbooks can be very wrong. I've done this dance in comics for years, I'm not just pulling that opinion out of nowhere.

I think the only point of contention, and what would make everyone say "ok, agreed" is the use of the word "strength." Take this quote:

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
As the Encyclopedia dictates {and articulated by Yoda in Dark Rendezvous, by using the likes of Anakin and Dooku as examples}, while midichlorian counts indicate strength in the Force, they do not dictate power, which is Force mastery and control. That is only acquired through dedicated study and training.

Read with normally accepted definitions of strength and power, there seems to be little or no distinction between them in this sentence. Strength is basically synonymous with power in this context...you need to disambiguate it to avoid varying interpretations. Ergo, it's a poorly worded entry.

You have said you agree that midichlorian count does not equate to actualized power. So it would be foolish to place Anakin as high on a list as he could be but flatly isn't.

So instead, this should simply read "potential strength" instead of "strength" or to disambiguate it further, use "power" in both criteria, making the sentence: "midichlorian counts indicate potential power in the Force, they do not dictate actual power."

Further, no one really cares about potential power. I can't imagine anyone using a potential power list for any practical purpose, on this forum or otherwise. Thus, there seems to be no sense in discussing anything but actualized power.

That was far too much effort on my part.

Only a Sith speaks in absolutes.
The irony of jedi hypocrisy.

Aw they got him.

Turr? Yeah, that sucks.

He'll be back.

And in greater numbers.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Well said on your argument, Moose, I concede everything. Also, Yoda is clearly superior to Sidious.

The best part of this is his inability to reply further.

I really do win this time.

Quick, everyone to the Literature and Expanded Universe section, I found something!

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