The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Whups.

It's been nice knowing you Moose.

What chu talkin' about?

I just had the most hilarious idea ever. Posted in RoK, pm me if you want to hear it.

I lol'd.

Took the Walking Dead Apocalypse Quiz, which is pretty fun. For all those intensely curious, I'm Dale.

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This explains the way you all look up to me. It's okay to admit it now.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
What chu talkin' about?

Hey, you shits! Happy Halloween! My image broke!

broken foot 🙁

Ouch. How? Did Micheal Myers attack? Because if you call up Busta-Rhymes he'll take care of that big meanie for you.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

I was going to dress up, but that involves going outside and that's definitely too hardcore these days.

I'm not even getting any Trick or Treaters and its already 12. I went to the trouble of buying a bowl of candy as well. 🙁

Oh well, waste not want not.

Yeah, we didn't get any either. What a disappointment.

I finally watched Halloween.

It wasn't that great. :C

My shitty laptop didn't help. The framerate was awful.

Halloween, in retrospect, kinda sucks. So does Friday the 13th.

If you want to see true horror genius, I suggest John Carpenter's The Thing. That's a good one.

Maybe it's because kids are more aware of pedophiles in their neighborhood? Also, this:

I hope there's no mens rea in that post.

important quiz tomorrow. Number of hours set aside to study for that particular class: 3. Number of hours spent studying for that class: .5

Honestly, no one gives a shit at all about your quiz, even if you fail it.

That broken foot on the other hand... explain.

Well there's this tradition where you have to get the handle of a windmill pump out from a bull pin after the Bull is spooked. Think of it like Halloween chicken, except against a 2000 pound piece of future steak rather than against your ambiguously gay friend. The trick is that you have to get the bull turned around so it kicks backward (hind legs) while you're closer to its head and can grab the pump handle (which is kind of a metal lever thing). I got under the horns and darted in to grab the handle, but went too early and got caught under its front legs as it was planting for the back kick. So my foot is a bit liquidy for the next few months. 😬

But I got the fastest time! 😄

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