The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

I always suspected I played a large part in your sexual gratification.

Canadian
I always suspected I played a large part in your sexual gratification.

All eight point seven inches of it, baby.

Originally posted by PencilInEyelulz
I believe you conceded to your enemy in light of his overwhelming sources and vastly cleverer wordplay. 131

😐

Zampanó
Um, by "clever" don't you really mean "relentless?" It was like that particular poster just wouldn't die.

😐

Relentlessly clever, maybe.
From what I read, he had you pretty much bent over the proverbial kitchen counter and was in the process of applying some serious kinetic force to your pasty-but-firm posterior. 😐

Kinky. But I have a feeling that Gideon's fantasies feature the Kentuckian in a rather different... ah, capacity.

You're from Kentucky?

Originally posted by Zampanó
Kinky. But I have a feeling that Gideon's fantasies feature the Kentuckian in a rather different... ah, capacity.

um, my location is clearly "falling" whereas Gideon is a noted hillbilly.

Falling, Kentucky. stoned

I'm honestly not sure why I visit anymore. KMC is a bad habit I've yet to truly kick. 😬

My views on suicide were once as strict and uncompromising as the Canadian's, but I think that was simply the result of misplaced sadness at the idea. A person taking their own life is truly a sad, sad thing. Even those fvcktards among us who do it for attention.

Sad and unfortunate? Yes. Inexcusable? Definitely. Selfish? Most definitely.

Also, Gideon is the one getting shaken up for lunch money.

I am once more suspecting people are knowing associating with socks.

If I suspect it again this thread will be closed.

Allegedly.

Badass.

Not hetero enough for me. Make her 12 years older, then that'd be badass.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Badass.

Well duh.

But Alice has that classic feel, y'know?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
Allegedly.

Clearly defense lawyer-talk.

I agree with Janus, you give off defense lawyer vibes way more than a prosecuter.

That's probably because you spend a lot of time on here defending your ******* behavior, though.

That and he's all but channeling Ed Chernoff at this point.

I haven't paid even a little attention to that hearing. Murray never had a chance, though in the end it doesn't really matter. For involuntary manslaughter he's gonna get what, 4 years max, doing 2 for good behavior? Eh, not high profile enough for me.

Now the one with that white chick from Florida who killed her kid? That was juicy. That whole thing was one big trolling event, I loved it.