The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Stealth Moose3,287 pages

Hatur.

And yes, that is a good movie.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/launch-trailer-assassins-creed/723811?

Picking it up the minute it's at best buy. Hands down greatest series ever made.

That IS good. I'm also wanting Saint's Row The Third. They released the character creator on Steam; it's amazing.

So so soooo f*cked.

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Didn't bother to start a paper worth ~1/3 of my grade until tonight. First draft was due last wednesday. 2nd was on monday. 2.5 is due later today.

But on the plus side, girl from high school that I never talked to has been fairly consistently chatty. that might happen in the next 24 hours.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Didn't bother to start a paper worth ~1/3 of my grade until tonight. First draft was due last wednesday. 2nd was on monday. 2.5 is due later today.

But on the plus side, girl from high school that I never talked to has been fairly consistently chatty. that might happen in the next 24 hours.

That last line implies something contrary to your recent disclosure.

Hey, I ain't gonna turn down a date.

The whole point of civil rights and/or liberation movements is the freedom to be whoever you want to be, right? So why on earth would I let a self-identifier ever dictate who I can and cannot pursue?

Wait, girl? Aren't you gay?

Edit: ninja'd.

What do you and your life partner do on a date? Musical rendition of rent? Saturday Night Fever? Go to karaoke bar and sing "It's Raining Men"?

http://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/2011/11/10/attention-college-grads-protesting-wont-get-job/

Perfectly summed up

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
http://www.foxbusiness.com/personal-finance/2011/11/10/attention-college-grads-protesting-wont-get-job/

Perfectly summed up

A little belated, but rather related:
John Cheese is my favourite Cracked writer.

Yea, he's awesome.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
What do you and your life partner do on a date? Musical rendition of rent? Saturday Night Fever? Go to karaoke bar and sing "It's Raining Men"?

Are you asking for date ideas? Don't worry DS, I'm sure your "date" won't care where you go, as long as you make sure to pay up front.

And a balloon ride over Tatooine is always good to get them in the mood, as you've already found out.

are you bi? Cause i totally empathize with definitly half of that. ; ) what's the paper on?

Originally posted by Zampanó
Are you asking for date ideas? Don't worry DS, I'm sure your "date" won't care where you go, as long as you make sure to pay up front.

Four things to consider:

1. I've already seen the Notebook
2. I have NOT seen brokeback mountain and refuse to see it
3. I like free food, preferably chocolate.
4. I do NOT put out on the first date.

[quoteAnd a balloon ride over Tatooine is always good to get them in the mood, as you've already found out.[/quote]

Yup, just circled over the infamous Sarlacc pit.

Afterwards you can ride off in the struggle-buggy with your snuggle-bunny! Huh? Huh!?

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
4. I do NOT put out on the first date.
Pffff. Queeeeer. Unless the date's with a woman, in which case: faaaaaaaaaaaag.

Originally posted by truejedi
are you bi? Cause i totally empathize with definitly half of that. ; ) what's the paper on?

yes, and I like to look at it as open to possibilities. For example, your girl in the costume from a couple weeks ago is a possibility that shouldn't pass anyone by, and if you mess that up I will be sorely disappointed.

I ended up writing for as long as my sugar high kept up, something like 5 pages worth of short story (not finished) with the theme/focus of "community advocacy" (i.e. bullshit). Now I have to finish it, and go back and write a crappy "first draft" in a completely different style.