The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Maybe, maybe they won't. Thing is, if you let every criminal loose with a sword, the world would soon run out of problems for them to solve. The world can only be saved so many times.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Sweet, Skyrim should arrive tomorrow. I just bought it.

I wonder if you'll be a convict in the Elder Scrolls Online. Millions of convicts running around collecting rat skulls. I suppose by then people might have realised the awesome potential in criminals and just start handing out swords and letting them go. mmm

Goddammit, how dare you take away the satisfaction of belittling you by revealing you haven't played the game?

*******.

I'm really looking forward to it now. Thanks Nemebro! 😄

Originally posted by crisis_ryitua
Alas, it must be me. I've had moar accounts.

How have things changed, eh, mate?

I know, I know.
If only I was competent enough with technology to master proxies. A friend tried to help me out, but I'm not tech-savvy.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm really looking forward to it now. Thanks Nemebro! 😄
So on a scale from 1 to 10, how androgynous are you, facially?

About a 3. I'm growing a beard. It'll make me more manly.

What kind of cute, chubby girl with a bouncing bosom has a beard!? D:

The kind who's really a skinny dude with no chest to speak of. :3

Disappointing.

🙁

Genitally, how androgynous are you on a scale of 1-10?

Well my clitoris can turn into a penis if I hold my breath while standing on my head, so I'd say a solid 7 or 8.

These terms are acceptable.

link-rape

Looks like Legolas there is receiving oral sex.

That's Link, though.

Whatever. Looks like Legolas.

No it doesn't.

Yes it does. Legolas with a hat.