The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

And different hair. And a green tunic. That's not like Link at all, is it? You're totally right, that's Legolas.

Both are clearly elvish creatures with blonde hair and hats.

But only Legolas is likely to receive oral sex.

Therefore, it must be Legolas.

You actually would make a valid point if it wasn't for ZELDA, who'd love to have Link's babies and give him oral sex daily.

I demand to know what level of the game that is.

The one called "IT'S JUST OBVIOUS"

Is that before or after the level called "THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH"?*

*There are to be no references to mine or Gideon's sexual prowess/penis length

That's after "STFU I WIN".

Good to know, though. About the lack of references.

I do believe the last level is called "STFU U LOSE GIDEON WINS AND HIS PENIS LENGTH/SEXUAL PROWESS IS EXTRAORDINARY" so....

No no, you're confused, that's "NO U" and right before "VALERIAN PWNS GIDEON IN EVERY SEXUAL CATEGORY"

"...WITH MEN"

No, you just made that up to make me look gay.

I, uh

You're both gay.

You're clearly gayer.

That's basically true, yes.

Glad you admit it

His fashion sense gives it away.

I've been openly bisexual (As well as something of a general deviant and sociopath) since I was 16.

And in your case it's your lack of masculinity

Originally posted by crisis_ryitua
You're clearly gayer.

...takes one to know one