The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Tzeentch._3,287 pages

Being raped by my Dad felt right?

Its not rape if I cum.

That's what I tell myself after her corpse starts smelling funny, too.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
That's what I tell myself after her corpse starts smelling funny, too.

Necrophilia, confirmed.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
That's because you're a woman in a man's body.
This is true.

When it comes to being a limp-wristed sissyman, Nephthys is ne plus ultra.

False, I'm actually a cute chubby girl with bouncy boobies.

Cease that mummer's farce, I will not be taken in by your lies again.

This is me.

Boingboingboingboingboing.

Hello there Neph, it's been a while.

Distraction effective. What were we talking about again?

DayZ. ****ing hardcore zombie survival game mod for Arma 2. None of that pussy Resident Evil shit.

Hah. The mod that single-handedly took ArmA II to the top of the Steam sales list for like 6 weeks. Badass,

People buying a $30 game for a free mod. Strange times we live in.

You need the game to play the mod. 😛

Yeah, which sucks, because the game hasn't come under twenty bucks even on sale.

It seems like the kind of game I'd prefer to watch than play though. I just can't get into something that doesn't have an immediate goal. Just surviving isn't enough for me. Its why I only watch things with a serialized plot, anything less and I get bored.

Even then I've burnt out halfway through Legend of the Galactic Heroes. 105 episodes is too much to take in in a single attempt.

I have a feeling that the reason it spiked so much was because of the Yogscast playing it for a bit.

Well that and most major gaming channels on youtube making a video on it to.

Even the mighty and wise god of all, Totalbiscuit bowed to the pressure. He has yet to crumble under Minecraftmania yet though.

Originally posted by Nephthys

This is me.

I'm gonna need more proof than that missy.

At the very least, I'm gonna need a live feed of you shoving a pine cone up your bum while screaming "IM DOING IT FOR YOU NEME-SAMA".

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
Well that and most major gaming channels on youtube making a video on it to.

Even the mighty and wise god of all, Totalbiscuit bowed to the pressure. He has yet to crumble under Minecraftmania yet though.

Pfft, Lewis and Simon have more entertainment value than TotalBiscuit. Their comedic value just outweighs the awesome that is TotalBiscuit.

When did he make a DayZ video? It never showed up in my sub box......