The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Zampanó3,287 pages

I won't say a word about Q.

The Borg are described as "a force of nature" and are basically top dawg, so idk wtf choo talkin 'bout.

I adore species 8472 and Kes. (There is a novel where Kes becomes a crystalline (like) entity and collects world-destroying dark-matter. Fun stuff.)

The Year of Hell (part 2, especially) has a genuinely compelling (if archetypal) character fumbling to correct past mistakes.

Demon opens up a few truly interesting questions, and has my favorite line from Tom Paris ever: Until I met him, I really thought I was Tom Paris! It was a

Spoiler:
(Deuterium based-lifeform doppleganger).

Sure Nelix is a poop, but Torres has an actual character arc without needing a bat'leth or positronic brain.

And I think that Naiomi Wildman would beat up Alexander Rozhenko.

You guys are total nerds.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You guys are total nerds.

I didn't even need to look up the spelling of bat'leth. 🙂

Next on the cue is Skyline, then a second viewing of Limitless.

Originally posted by Zampanó
I won't say a word about Q.

The Borg are described as "a force of nature" and are basically top dawg, so idk wtf choo talkin 'bout.

I adore species 8472 and Kes. (There is a novel where Kes becomes a crystalline (like) entity and collects world-destroying dark-matter. Fun stuff.)

The Year of Hell (part 2, especially) has a genuinely compelling (if archetypal) character fumbling to correct past mistakes.

Demon opens up a few truly interesting questions, and has my favorite line from Tom Paris ever: Until I met him, I really thought I was Tom Paris! It was a

Spoiler:
(Deuterium based-lifeform doppleganger).

Sure Nelix is a poop, but Torres has an actual character arc without needing a bat'leth or positronic brain.

And I think that Naiomi Wildman would beat up Alexander Rozhenko.

Good, because of all the worst things that could happen Voyager beating the Continuum with muskets is THE. WORST. THING!

I'm talking about Unimatrix Zero, where Voyager beats up a Borg Supercube and where Janeway assimilates herself on purpose. Or Dark Frontier were they raid the heart of Borg space in a shuttle.

Scorpion was good yes, though Year of Hell is kind of a misnomer because it was only two episodes, rather than the year they wanted. Because that would actually have been good.

Torres also can't identify shit even with a tricorder. And shes lame anyway.

Star Trek is gay, be real men and invest thousands of dollars in Warhammer 40,000, while Games Workshop shoves its penor up your ass and makes you cry with every update.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Star Trek is gay, be real men and invest thousands of dollars in Warhammer 40,000, while Games Workshop shoves its penor up your ass and makes you cry with every update.
this

There's no enema like an overpriced toy figurine enema.

I liked Skyline, though they should've done more with the whole 'I saw an alien light, now I'm a total powerhouse!'

Limitless' ending interested me. Was he really able to function without the drug, or just lying?

So after some weeks I come back, and realize Park's been permanently banned after seeing his PM. I'm glad. Now I'll be here constantly.

He'd have been Nebaris take 2, but they closed registration so he can't sock right now.

Also, you guys, Skyline was terrible. If I feel generous later, we could maybe call it "mediocre."

Originally posted by UltimateAnomaly
I liked Skyline, though they should've done more with the whole 'I saw an alien light, now I'm a total powerhouse!'

Limitless' ending interested me. Was he really able to function without the drug, or just lying?

There's multiple endings in the DVD, but the general implication is he was lying out of his ass.

Originally posted by Zampanó
He'd have been Nebaris take 2, but they closed registration so he can't sock right now.

Take 2? More like, 123543.

Hey Valerian, were you a lieutenant or a captain first?

Hello everyone.

'Sup.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Hey Valerian, were you a lieutenant or a captain first?

I was a lieutenant first. Why do you ask?

How are you doing, Nephthys? And hello Valerian. How've you been?

Hey REX! Been a while. I've been good, how about you?

Originally posted by REXXXX
How are you doing, Nephthys? And hello Valerian. How've you been?

I'm doing good. The board isn't though. I suppose you're here 'bout all the socks?

Nah, I'm sure he's just here to say hello to his favourite members of the forum.

But he talked to you.